Love Nest

[donutsweeper]

Title: Love Nest
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: What happens when the donuts fall into the wrong hands, or, in this case, beak.
Author's note: Twelfth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.  This is NOT my fault.  Blame mad_jaks and the tw100 Myfanwy challenge.

The trills, warbles, caws and shrieks were annoying Owen.  He stalked out of autopsy, shouting, “Can’t someone make that stupid pterodactyl shut up?”  Gwen and Tosh looked at each other, at him, and then up at Myfanwy before dissolving into laughter. 

“What’s so funny?”  Owen asked nervously.

“Nothing,” Gwen managed, in between snickers.

Owen looked from Gwen’s red face to Tosh’s controlled smirk.  “Come on, what happened?”

“Myfanwy got into the donuts,” Tosh replied.

“So?”

“They weren’t... regular donuts,” Gwen mumbled.

“She ate alien donuts?  We are so screwed!”

“Let’s hope not,” Tosh squeaked out before the hysteria overwhelmed her.

Comments

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

heh heh heh ouch!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snort* That is brilliant.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm so embarrassed....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Well you shouldn't be.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It may have reached a new level of crack for me though, and that's saying a lot...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It is pretty cracky...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think it's an appropriate time for this icon

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Myfanwy! I knew it would come to this someday, she's the only one left (besides Owen?) who hasn't had a taste. But she's going to be so frustrated! Or... come to think of it, I hope she's going to be frustrated, because the alternative is not pretty. Hee!

Nice.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

So far Owen has been thwarted in his attempts to get alien donuts...

I have to say I was glad of the drabble's 100 word limitation here, that way I didn't have to go into what happened with Myfanway after ingesting the donuts! (so wrong... just so wrong)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Aw, well, she could get *out* of the hub and meet... hmm. A very stray condor? :)

Ooh, did you know that the tw100 challenge this week is Myfanwy? I just now checked it!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

yeah... that's how this came to be mad_jaks sort of dared me, but I'm not sure about posting this there, the whole 'alien sex donuts' thing might be too confusing to people who don't know the series

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

That's true, it would be hard to get the alien donut aspect without the context. Well, I'm glad mad_jaks challenged you, this was fun. :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:) but my cracktastical side worries me sometimes....

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Well, it's basically an "alien sex spore" scenario, right? I've seen worse (and by "worse" I just mean "more cracktastic") on TV!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*phew* and good point! :)

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*giggle* mad_jacks is clearly an evil genius for getting you to write this :) Scary, hilarious and brilliant :D

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* Glad to know I'm not the only one who tempts you to the cracktastic side. And donuts too. Yay! But poor Myfanwy! Mind you, if Jack is omnisexual... don't want to go there, really don't want to go there!

[unfeathered]

Oh, lovely! I've missed your amusing little drabbles, but this makes up for it!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

We are so screwed!

*sniggers*
Of course he would say that!

*accepts blame cheerfully*

I went a little crack (for me you have to read just plain EWWW) on the prompt myself...

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor Myfanwy! On the other hand, if she gets out like this, who knows what she could end up trying to mate with? Eep.

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* ooooh dear. I'd run, if I were them!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unless they were *interested* in that sort of thing... :)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

True! No reason why the pterosaur shouldn't have some fun.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

after all the last time anyone played with her she got attacked by a cyborb

[imisspadfoot21.livejournal.com]

*loves lots*

Thank you!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

glad you liked it!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!! Oh, my. Hee hee... such a lot of things could happen from here. But, really, this is just fun and fine as is.