Alien Donuts

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donuts
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/John, none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary:  Rodney is unsure about a new snack
Author's Note: A plot bunny encouraged by _medley_  and  hellenebright .  So blame them for this extreme crack!fic, not me.

“They’re donuts?”  Rodney asked, suspiciously. 

“Donuts.”  Sheppard replied, holding out the platter.  “You gotta try one.”

Rodney tried to ignore the way Jack was slipping his hands under Sheppard’s collar.

“Just donuts?”  Rodney didn’t like the way his voice cracked, or that it was so damn hot all of a sudden, or how Sheppard and Jack had stripped to their shorts without him noticing.

“Wow, they’re still warm and fresh...”  He said, taking a bite.  “I see that you guys are.. ummm.. otherwise occupied.  I’ll just take a few and leave you two at it... I mean...alone... I gotta go...”


A/N:  Read Alien Donut Aftermath to find out what happened next....

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Jack/John WINS. And you got donuts into a fic! Yay.

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee

Jack and john and doughnuts and Rodney is all over powdered sugar and get out now Rodney before they start licking it of you and....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL! That's fantastic. I'm perfectly willing to share the blame for your cracky ideas. ...Uh, Rodney, be careful who you eat those donuts around.

[unfeathered]

Wow - another great one! And you got Jack and Sheppard together... *g*

Rodney didn’t like the way his voice cracked, or that it was so damn hot all of a sudden, or how Sheppard and Jack had stripped to their shorts without him noticing.

That sentence was just brilliant. Fantastic stuff! :-)

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

Haha! So it's only fair that Rodney runs into someone else! Excellent line of crack!!

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*helpless giggling* Oh dear... I don't know how well you know the Discworld, but I now have in mind a scene like the dinner party in 'Maskerade'. Sheppard and Jack are getting all hot under the collar and eying each other suggestively, while Rodney's sitting there going 'hmmm...good donuts' :D

I’ll just take a few and leave you two at it
Heee :D Much enjoyed!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

Aw I tend to forget that in the real world Rodney and Sheppard aren't actually an item ;-)

*catches sight of Rodney beginning to strip out of the corner of my eye*

I'm so glad I came to this now I'd've hated to wait :D