h50 wants me to bash my head into a wall

[donutsweeper]

Really Hawaii Five-0? Really?

I want back the IQ points I lost watching that drivel.

When I turned to kid and said, "Watch, it'll be X because that's the dumbest, most asinine thing they could possibly do" I WAS BEING FACETIOUS!

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[captain-tiv.livejournal.com]

I missed it!

What happened?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh lord... so much stupid, so little time.

They brought Joe back. And the head IA guy, Fryer. And the badguy Kono had gone undercover to arrest (the Baldwin brother person). And there were TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. And a death, a shooting and a cliff hanger as to the possibility of another death. And a custody issue. And the stupidest reveal in the world.

Specifically-


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(and more space in case you want to keep your sanity and rethink reading spoiler)

it opens with Fryer being shot and killed and then everyone is ridiculously stupid around that crime scene and Max wanders off and is shot because the shooter was RIGHT THERE and no one noticed and they chase shooter to the police station where there was more stupid and then it blows up and shooter is eventually tracked down after seeking medical help at a vet office and having killed more people there. They kill shooter but we find out *surprise* they were not acting alone.

Meanwhile Joe says he knows who Shelbourne is and blah blah blah. He drags Steve off to meet them (to JAPAN).

Danny has been served papers, Rachel is taking Grace off the island, Stan got a job somewhere else. Blah blah and Danny calls and leaves a message- he's going to fight it (how, I have no idea since he's still apparently living in the hotel even though he was looking for a house earlier)

then utter random whiplash time:
Chin gets Baldwin brother bad guy out of jail. It turns out he was behind the Fryer shooting and has kidnapped Kono and Chin had to get him freed or he'd kill her. Expect *surprise* he was playing chin and it's not that easy. He has Malia too. (He shows them via a laptop feed) and Chin has to choose which to save. He picks Malia and finds her on the floor, hurt (possibly dying?) and we see Kono tied up and thrown off a boat into the water.

Meanwhile Steve is brought to Japan to find out *duh duh duh DUUUUUUH* Melbourne is his mom.

*le gasp*