Oh god, why did I read this at work? All my facial muscles are currently working at top capacity to keep me from grinning like a moron, and my stomach hurts from the effort of keeping from bursting out laughing. This is brilliant and hilarious and totally unexpected!

The dynamic between Jack and Ramirez was uproariously funny. I expect after this, Ramirez will track down Molly and kiss her until he feels confident in his heterosexuality again, like James Marsters filming "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." XD