So did I. I was asked (read: commanded) to write one for a friend, and since she's been going through a really hard time lately with a botched post-surgical, I'm trying to get it done for her. Why she picked those two, I'm not sure, although it may be her way of getting back at me for challenging her (very successfully) to cross NCIS, Criminal Minds, and CSI:NY. I really hadn't written more than a few fics for either fandom, so most of the LOTR fans are probably going to lynch me. Or die laughing. Or some combination thereof.