*splorfle!* OMG I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything as I was reading this. This is without doubt one of the best examples of "whisper down the alley" I've ever encountered in a fic. Brilliant. Each encounter with canon characters is totally spot on and all of them are hilarious. Love that you ended with Ducky. And somewhere I just KNOW that Tony is rolling around laughing his ass off!

tee hee hee