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donutsweeper) wrote2007-10-30 10:02 am
donutsweeper) wrote2007-10-30 10:02 am
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Uh-oh
Title: Uh-oh
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: There's something neither Owen nor Ianto want to tell Jack....
Author's Note: Some silliness written forjadesfire2808
“You tell him.” Owen shoved the bundle at Ianto.
“You did it.” Ianto pushed it back.
“But he won’t kill you.” Owen replied, worriedly.
“He won’t kill you. Perhaps maim, but not kill.”
“It’ll be better, coming from you.” Owen pressed the bundle into Ianto’s hands.
‘Either way, he won’t be happy.” Ianto sighed.
Jack walked in. “Who won’t be happy?”
“Jack!” They yelled, the bundle dropping to the floor.
Jack eyed the bundle. “Is that pile of rags my greatcoat?” His question careful, deliberate.
Owen and Ianto nodded guiltily.
Jack shrugged. “There’s a whole box of them in storage.”
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: There's something neither Owen nor Ianto want to tell Jack....
Author's Note: Some silliness written for
jadesfire2808“You tell him.” Owen shoved the bundle at Ianto.
“You did it.” Ianto pushed it back.
“But he won’t kill you.” Owen replied, worriedly.
“He won’t kill you. Perhaps maim, but not kill.”
“It’ll be better, coming from you.” Owen pressed the bundle into Ianto’s hands.
‘Either way, he won’t be happy.” Ianto sighed.
Jack walked in. “Who won’t be happy?”
“Jack!” They yelled, the bundle dropping to the floor.
Jack eyed the bundle. “Is that pile of rags my greatcoat?” His question careful, deliberate.
Owen and Ianto nodded guiltily.
Jack shrugged. “There’s a whole box of them in storage.”
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“He won’t kill you. Perhaps maim, but not kill.”
::snort:: I love Owen and Ianto as two guilty little boys here, and then Jack's response is fantastic. Let 'em squirm for a sec, and then dismiss it. I know you wrote this to cheer Jades up, but it's cheered me up, too!
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