Does it matter if I'm Jewish?

[donutsweeper]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I gave becky_h a kidney (1000 points). Last month I bought porn for mad_jaks (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave jadesfire2808 a doughnut, then I took it back (-15 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (1696 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360! Sincerely, donutsweeper

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Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ummmm, maybe it meant I wrote you porn instead?

[jaks-mad.livejournal.com]

It was imaginary porn wasn't it?

I just tried that thing and it keeps telling Santa I hit people (often Rift Thing) and telling him I have been naughty and that he should give me coal....

'sNot fair :(

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bribe it with donuts.

Give me a pairing and a few possible prompts. I'll write you something. Although scifi/fantasy types please, I need ideas for consci_fan_mo

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Brain is still in code mode - can't think of anyone except m aybe wafting Dark Angel under your nose again...

Or something with a dragon... I fancy a dragon...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

hmmmm, I shall put on my thinky cap.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

yay!

I go bed now *is sleepy*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

dream of donuts!