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The next time Hubby uses up all the coffee in the house and doesn't tell me I am going to kill him.

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grrrrrr!

Yep. This is me

I hadn't planned on heading out again today, but I think I will now!

Oh, that's unacceptable. Almost as bad as using up all the toilet paper in the house and not telling anyone!

He's done that too. I keep an emergency 4pk of toilet paper hidden in the back of the pantry nowadays

I don't even like coffee and even I find that absolutely terrible!

Hubby is going to get a smack on the head when he gets home!

That will be a well deserved smack indeed.

Bad hubby!

Very bad hubby.

*Stares at icon* coffee.... coffee......

I'm pretty sure that would fall under that category of justifiable homicide. If it doesn't, it really should.

bad hubby, no nookie?

There's not a court in the land that would convict you.

It may amuse you to know that the header on the post just after yours on my F-list is "Have Some Coffee!"

*dies* I need coffee

He's lucky he isn't already dead!

*sending emergency mocha*
Hey, situation like this you need coffee *and* chocolate!

And I can't go out and get any today either *hangs head* I made do with lots of tea. NOT THE SAME

No, tea just isn't the same. Which probably isn't the sort of thing you expect to hear from a Brit... I don't actually *like* tea (shhh).

I won't tell

I'm American and like tea/dislike coffee. We can cancel each other out!

(Coffee does smell nice, though.)

That would most definitely be justifiable homicide. No court in the world would convict you

Wow, that's grounds for at least some serious maiming.

It should be!!! *grumbles some more*

We won't witness nothin.'

You all would be my alibis, right?

Of *course.*

All those conversations about the best way to hide a body will finally pay off. I mean...

He's lucky I went and got coffee today. VERY lucky

I'm sure he'll never do that again, too.

he won't notice. He uses stuff up and then is surprised when there's no more the next day

*facepalm*

tis very very annoying.

Does he think the cupboard is going to magically restock itself?

No idea. It's just not on his radar at all that maybe using up something means we wouldn't have any more in the house.

Sounds kind of like my brother.

I've given up fighting against it

You should just randomly move stuff around and see what he does. Call it a social experiment.

oh man, no. the holy hell he can raise when looking for something? *shudders*

Ah, he one of those types.

unfortunately

Well...you could always switch the coffee to decaf.

not if I have to drink it

You'd have to figure out someplace to hide the good stuff for yourself, and leave the decaf for him.

the potential for disaster is still high

True. Hmm...*plots*.

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