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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-09 12:04 am

The Powdered Sugar Tornado

Title: The Powdered Sugar Tornado
Rating/Warning: none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen picked the wrong time for a coffee run.
Author's Note: Plot bunny requested by [personal profile] rustydog and[personal profile] mad_jaks.  Crack!fic warning

“What the bloody hell....”  Owen said, entering the Hub.  It looked like a tornado hit. Papers were scattered everywhere.  Clothing too.  Covering everything was a layer of ... powdered sugar? 
                         
Gun out, Owen approached the conference room, drawn by the murmur of voices.  “I’m coming in.”

“Owen?”  Jack was sprawled over a giggling Tosh, licking sugar off her back.  “Want a donut?   They just came through the rift.”

Owen ignored whatever Ianto and Gwen were doing under the table.  “And you ate them?  Without waiting for me to test them?”  

“And let them get cold?”  Jack sounded horrified.  “Are you crazy?”

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Tell me that's not Alien Donuts Made Them Do It. Too funny!

(Also, I'm not sure if I'm jealous of Tosh or Jack, there, but definitely one of them.)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
ack!!! still editing it... come back in five minutes....

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
“Want a donut? They just came through the rift.”

BWAH. As if the Rift is just another delivery service.

And powdered sugar is sex pollen. Hee!

I like that the pairings are random, it emphasizes the crazy-makingness of the Alien Donuts. And I don't think donuts have ever been as hot as Jack licking sugar off of Tosh.

Love!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO

That's a great way to start a Friday morning!
The totally random pairings just emphasise the power of the filling :D

*sends chocolate*

[identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Have we seen Jack/Tosh before?

OT: is it canon that Rhys gets killed?

[identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
*g* Alien donuts made them do it. Inspired :)

[identity profile] hellenebright.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Alien doughnut sex. Excellent.

[identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack/Tosh has a small but dedicated fanbase and a whole comm (<lj user=jashikotw3)... I was just about to suggest to Donutsweeper that this get posted there. ;)

[identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Dang, missed a tag there, sorry. Clearly that should be [livejournal.com profile] jashikotw3. (Bring in comment editing, LJ, I'm begging you!)

[identity profile] padawanpooh.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle* I love it

(and guess who had a doughnut at lunchtime...uh oh!)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's partially your fault! Donuts... you never know what they'll do!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh chocolate!!!!! Glad you liked!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Rhys was killed but it was 'undone' after the Abaddon was destroyed

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware of [livejournal.com profile] jashiko_tw3 Thanks!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't go wrong with alien donuts, right?

[identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
See, you managed to get the underscore and everything. *headdesk*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I know "alien tech made me do it" is cliche, but... this has DOUGHNUTS. :)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh, donuts for lunch... I am jealous!!! Glad you liked it!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
has made icon - hope you don't mind - I've linked back here :D

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I *just* noticed you've spelled my name wrong :s

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*Eeek* Sorry! I fixed it!

[identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this the same Abaddon as in the Satan Pit?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I cheated and C&P'ed. But thanks for letting me know about the community, there is not enough Tosh/Jack out there

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The creature was similar but the one in DW was supposed to be different than the one in the season finale of TW.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ta - I didn't even know they existed and their journal's *so* not my colour scheme *G*

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