The Powdered Sugar Tornado

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Powdered Sugar Tornado
Rating/Warning: none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen picked the wrong time for a coffee run.
Author's Note: Plot bunny requested by rustydog andmad_jaks.  Crack!fic warning

“What the bloody hell....”  Owen said, entering the Hub.  It looked like a tornado hit. Papers were scattered everywhere.  Clothing too.  Covering everything was a layer of ... powdered sugar? 
                         
Gun out, Owen approached the conference room, drawn by the murmur of voices.  “I’m coming in.”

“Owen?”  Jack was sprawled over a giggling Tosh, licking sugar off her back.  “Want a donut?   They just came through the rift.”

Owen ignored whatever Ianto and Gwen were doing under the table.  “And you ate them?  Without waiting for me to test them?”  

“And let them get cold?”  Jack sounded horrified.  “Are you crazy?”

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Bwahaha! Tell me that's not Alien Donuts Made Them Do It. Too funny!

(Also, I'm not sure if I'm jealous of Tosh or Jack, there, but definitely one of them.)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ack!!! still editing it... come back in five minutes....

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

“Want a donut? They just came through the rift.”

BWAH. As if the Rift is just another delivery service.

And powdered sugar is sex pollen. Hee!

I like that the pairings are random, it emphasizes the crazy-makingness of the Alien Donuts. And I don't think donuts have ever been as hot as Jack licking sugar off of Tosh.

Love!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And it's partially your fault! Donuts... you never know what they'll do!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

That's a great way to start a Friday morning!
The totally random pairings just emphasise the power of the filling :D

*sends chocolate*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh chocolate!!!!! Glad you liked!

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

Have we seen Jack/Tosh before?

OT: is it canon that Rhys gets killed?

[laligin.livejournal.com]

Jack/Tosh has a small but dedicated fanbase and a whole comm (<lj user=jashikotw3)... I was just about to suggest to Donutsweeper that this get posted there. ;)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Rhys was killed but it was 'undone' after the Abaddon was destroyed

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*g* Alien donuts made them do it. Inspired :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Can't go wrong with alien donuts, right?

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Alien doughnut sex. Excellent.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I know "alien tech made me do it" is cliche, but... this has DOUGHNUTS. :)

[padawanpooh.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I love it

(and guess who had a doughnut at lunchtime...uh oh!)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, donuts for lunch... I am jealous!!! Glad you liked it!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

I *just* noticed you've spelled my name wrong :s

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*Eeek* Sorry! I fixed it!

[merlins-sister.livejournal.com]

Snort! Alien doughnuts made them do it... I feel a whole genre coming on. :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a whole genre... I like where you're going with that idea... :)

[unfeathered]

Brilliant and hilarious and don't let me ever hear you saying you can't write great stuff! *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*blushes* and *bounces* Thanks!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

How did I miss this? I love you. You never fail to make me grin.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*blushes* thanks! I am in a silly mood today, does it show?

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

So was it the powder sugar or the donut?! Fabulous crack!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

A little of both maybe? John Sheppard and Rodney McKay learn about them too... crack is fun (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/24314.html)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I WANT ALIEN DONUTS NOW.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Alien donuts AND Jack? Or just alien donuts? :)

[ravynbryce.livejournal.com]

lol! very cute, wonder if they would share? :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked!

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Hot alien powdered sugar sex orgy donuts. Well, clearly they have to work off the calories somehow.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, I like the way you think!!! You might even wind up losing weight that way!

[coffeegirl18.livejournal.com]

Oh *headhand*, I love alien tech/food making them do crazy things. Oh and yay for a bit of Ianto/Gwen...I don't normally like those two together but lately.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

who can resist the alien tech/food made me do it idea? It's so FUN!!!

[shadowbyrd.livejournal.com]

Ha! Alien doughnuts. Could be a whole new series...

(Also, Ha; Ianto/Gwen!)

I've already told you I love you, right?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Thanks!

it is a series... although the rest are SGA/TW stories... Alien Donuts (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/24314.html) and Alien Donut Aftermath (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/24432.html)... I am evil

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

OMG you have a lot to answer for :D:D :D
I just wroted non alien donuts and sugar everywhere... and it is all your fault *loves you*

[avon-09.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooo. Not Gwen...*whimper*...not Gwen.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

maybe they were just playing charades?