Alien Donuts

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donuts
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/John, none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary:  Rodney is unsure about a new snack
Author's Note: A plot bunny encouraged by _medley_  and  hellenebright .  So blame them for this extreme crack!fic, not me.

“They’re donuts?”  Rodney asked, suspiciously. 

“Donuts.”  Sheppard replied, holding out the platter.  “You gotta try one.”

Rodney tried to ignore the way Jack was slipping his hands under Sheppard’s collar.

“Just donuts?”  Rodney didn’t like the way his voice cracked, or that it was so damn hot all of a sudden, or how Sheppard and Jack had stripped to their shorts without him noticing.

“Wow, they’re still warm and fresh...”  He said, taking a bite.  “I see that you guys are.. ummm.. otherwise occupied.  I’ll just take a few and leave you two at it... I mean...alone... I gotta go...”


A/N:  Read Alien Donut Aftermath to find out what happened next....

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Jack/John WINS. And you got donuts into a fic! Yay.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Two in a row!!! Put this one up last night The Powdered Sugar Tornado (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/23366.html)!!!

(haz gone mental)

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee

Jack and john and doughnuts and Rodney is all over powdered sugar and get out now Rodney before they start licking it of you and....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Rodney fleeing is probably a good choice.... :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL! That's fantastic. I'm perfectly willing to share the blame for your cracky ideas. ...Uh, Rodney, be careful who you eat those donuts around.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

blame... credit.. same difference... glad you like!!

[unfeathered]

Wow - another great one! And you got Jack and Sheppard together... *g*

Rodney didn’t like the way his voice cracked, or that it was so damn hot all of a sudden, or how Sheppard and Jack had stripped to their shorts without him noticing.

That sentence was just brilliant. Fantastic stuff! :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Alien donuts made me do it is my new mantra... :D Thanks!!!!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Must... icon...

(And another cractastically enjoyable story! I wonder if the alien donuts' natural habitat is rifts and wormholes.)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol, thanks!!! Can't go wrong with donuts! Any donuts!

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

Haha! So it's only fair that Rodney runs into someone else! Excellent line of crack!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*bows* why thank you my dear!!!

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*helpless giggling* Oh dear... I don't know how well you know the Discworld, but I now have in mind a scene like the dinner party in 'Maskerade'. Sheppard and Jack are getting all hot under the collar and eying each other suggestively, while Rodney's sitting there going 'hmmm...good donuts' :D

I’ll just take a few and leave you two at it
Heee :D Much enjoyed!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I haven't read Maskerade yet. (eyes books in my pile of 'to read when I have time', yep it's there) but, that's exactly how I was picturing it! Glad you liked!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

Aw I tend to forget that in the real world Rodney and Sheppard aren't actually an item ;-)

*catches sight of Rodney beginning to strip out of the corner of my eye*

I'm so glad I came to this now I'd've hated to wait :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Aw I tend to forget that in the real world Rodney and Sheppard aren't actually an item

they certainly are shipped a lot, aren't they? I like the idea of Jack and John myself, but I suppose there are very few fics out there with the chance of that pairing. :)

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

I once seriously considered Jack/Cameron Mitchell ;)

I think it was right after my husband mentioned how difficult it would be for anyone to write Cam/John Creighton

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I always find it a bit weird when people write stuff like that (two characters played by the same actor meeting) I've read it, but it tends to have problems and not flow well. I liked Cam (SG1), and John(Farscape) but I'm not sure I ever felt like I new the characters enough that I could write them, does that make sense?

I think you should write for Jack/Cam!!!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

a bit weird when people write stuff like that
I'd just never go there in the first place reading or writing.

I don't know that I know Cam well enough anymore either since the great Sky hissy fit that left most of the UK without Sky 1 so no SG or SGA... *is sad* One day very soon I am going to sit down and overdose on SGA somewhere slightly illegal

Someone wrote me Jack,Creighton (http://community.livejournal.com/tw100/107250.html#cutid1) once though...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

overdosing through illegal methods? No idea what you mean.. *whistles and pokes cable company since it doesn't have BBCamerica*

Jack/Creighton?!?!?! *runs to read*

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you missed it - you were around at the time I'm sure...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* no idea HOW I missed it, I was around then... life must have gotten in the way... stupid RL.... I *love* it though, thanks for pointing it out to me!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

You're welcome