Alien Donut Denial

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Denial
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Rodney/Ronon implied, None, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John find out what effect the alien donuts had on Ronon and Rodney
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Fifth in alien donut crack!fic series, after Alien Donuts, Alien Donut Aftermath, Alien Donut Discussions, and  Alien Donut Discoveries.

From ceiling to floor, the room Ronon and Rodney shared was absolutely covered in powdered sugar.  And things were strewn everywhere.  The sort of things that Sheppard didn't want to think about.  Like articles of clothing that were not usually shown in polite company.  Or in any company for that matter.

Then he spotted the lump under the blanket, with three bare feet sticking out.  When he heard the snores coming from the lump, Sheppard quickly and quietly shut the door.

He turned and looked at Jack.  "We saw nothing.  Absolutely nothing.  Right?"

"Right."  Jack agreed, before bursting out laughing.


Author's Note #2:  Read Alien Donut Discretion to find out what happens next....

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL! ...Um, although now I'm thinking about Ronon's underwear. I've never considered Ronon's underwear before. We've *seen* Rodney's.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I *so* did not want to go there, and neither did John. Although Jack might have been interested and perused a bit had John not shut the door so quickly...

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that Jack would be delighted to keep John busy. After all Jack is very flexible and persuasive.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh yes, but how flexible is John?

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I think that John is pretty bendy.

[unfeathered]

Awww, so they're just sleeping then? *g*

what affect the alien donuts had - should be 'effect'

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr.. yeah, just sleeping... and thanks!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I absolutely MUST make a t-shirt with "alien donuts made me do it!" on one side and "we saw nothing. absolutely nothing." on the other.

I still can't believe you went for Ronon/Rodney,..but I can't argue with the donuts.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Lol, that would be an awesome shirt!! But.. if you notice I only vaguely went for R/R. I'd originally written it very differently (Rodney sitting there having stuffed himself silly) but decided this would be more in keeping with the wickedness that is the alien donut

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

yes, this is definitely more in keeping with the wickedness that is the donut.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*g* and they are mighty wicked!!!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

that they are...both the alien ones and the perfectly mundane ones.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And that's why we love donuts so!!!!

[issuesgrrrl.livejournal.com]

I know not of these alien donuts of which you speak...
Also? These are not the droids you are looking for.
;^)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

excellent... of course, no alien donuts here!

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

haha I won't forget!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:D Glad you liked, thanks for commenting!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*puts in a vote for a Ronon in loin cloth*
although he looks like the kind of guy who goes commando :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*picturing Ronon in loin cloth*= *bursts out laughing*

I think your userpic about sums it up!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Indeed *g*