Trapped

[donutsweeper]

Title: Trapped
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Nine, rated G
Word Count: 148
Summary: Jack and the Doctor are trapped in an elevator
Author's Note: Written for smithy161 and _medley_ who supplied the prompt.

“Maybe if we...”

“Nope.”

“Well, what about...”

“Tried that.”

“We could always...”

“Only if you want to blow us up.”

“Are you going to let me finish a sentence here, Doctor?”

“Not when I know what you’re going to say, Jack.”

“Then how, pray tell, are you planning on getting us out of this blasted elevator?” 

“Like I told Rose the night we met you, psychology!”

“You do realize you make me nervous when you grin like that.”

“I thought you liked my grin?”

“I do like your grin but I... Erg!  Doctor!!  We need to focus!  Can you get us out of this damned elevator or not?”

“You humans, always rushing about... what’s wrong with being stuck in a lift?  Or, excuse me, an elevator.  Lots of things you can do in an elevator.”

“Oh yeah?  Name one.”

“How ‘bout I show you?”

“Show?  Doctor, I... oohh.....”

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

“Are you going to let me finish a sentence here, Doctor?”
“Not when I know what you’re going to say, Jack.”

Hee! Love that, and love this fic! Thank you! I'm glad Smithy thought of it and I seconded it. *g*

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Oohh! Ending it there is cruel! But brilliant, as always.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I can't be creative enough to come up with fic ideas I'm stealing all the ones you guys throw at me and running with them! Although I'm being to think my LJ needs a crack!fic/humor warning!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

(I can't write slash) but glad you liked!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Maybe a "put down what you're drinking" warning.

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

(I don't believe you! :0p)

But yep, I liked! It sounds just like them.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you might be onto something there

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Seconded *wipes coke off keyboard*

Also, the donut fics need an addiction warning. They always leave me vaguely wondering where the nearest donut-selling shop is.

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Ooo-er missus!

Great fic

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You should have read my attempt at it. Poor unfeathered had to beta it. It wound up as light fluff. *shrug* I'll stick to crack!fic and humor!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

SO TRUE.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Donuts... you know you want some....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

not my fault! really!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I DO. Gimmie.

(I'm going to have to stop at Gregs on the way to work tomorrow, or I'll crave all day)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Still don't believe it! But crack and humour win too, so yay.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

sad, but true. can't write romance to save my life. Alien donuts or arsonist squirrels? No problem. Romance? *chokes*

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Paws at donuts*

There's... some kind of force field in the way!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

evil forcefields!!! use your psychic powers!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

They're at the cleaner's!

(oh, and in case you needed another alien donut plot-bunny: http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/52550.html?thread=552774#t552774)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Peers at your icon*
Always wanted an excuse to join the dark side!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh no, that'd be a fourth alien donut crack!verse!

Besides, the Doctor'n'donuts are _medley_'s responsibilities now!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

plenty of donuts there!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

The problem is, if someone doesn't write a cracky version, I'm going to end up doing a completely serious version, without a donut in sight! And no one wants that.