random UK wording question

[donutsweeper]

Ridiculously stupid questions, but I am anal, so here goes: Are there laundromats there? Are the machines called washers and dryers? And do you call it doing laundry?

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

And now the question is, what is the "velvet mound"? (I knew about fairy liquid, but these threads are becoming very educational!)

Oh, looking at your icon I now understand how you're using "fairy" and "rainbow." Heh. But I still don't know velvet mound!

[drunken-hedghog.livejournal.com]

That would be a euphemism for lady-bits. Lover of the velvet mound is, itself, a euphemism for a lesbian.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Okay! That makes sense now. Love your icon! :)

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

don't straight guys love the velvet mound?

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Ha, I'm glad you asked, so I didn't have to. *g*