Ha, oh boy. My email doesn't show me the newsletters, but the things I get in regular snail mail... the one that includes a paper "prayer mat" which has supposedly been personally prayed upon with me in mind creeps me out, especially since the envelopes are hand-addressed.

"a Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy.

*Somebody* needs to write that! Poor Janet and the Hand hardly get any action!