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[donutsweeper]

To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter.  Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now.   I have no desire to be saved by the likes of you, in fact you're making me wish instead of "A Pair of Jacks" I'd written "A Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy. 

So, please, give up.  I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption. 

Damned and proud of it,

donutsweeper


eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment by smithy161 which was written as a result of this post.

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

That's... a bit nuts of them.

And you should definitely write that fic.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'll pass that plot bunny to you (or someone actually capable of writing porn) Ive set up my email to block all newsletters so now I won't even see them all. *mutters* trying to laugh at it though

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

It is sort of funny. In a way.

I think, really, that's the sort of bunny you put in a very securely locked cage and hope nobody opens it. Owen/Jack/Janet? Sure, but the hand is just gross :0p

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ha, oh boy. My email doesn't show me the newsletters, but the things I get in regular snail mail... the one that includes a paper "prayer mat" which has supposedly been personally prayed upon with me in mind creeps me out, especially since the envelopes are hand-addressed.

"a Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy.

*Somebody* needs to write that! Poor Janet and the Hand hardly get any action!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol- go for it... steal that plot bunny and have some fun!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hahaahahahaha. I am very sure I couldn't do it justice. I had trouble writing two Bones characters making out for my Halloween fic! They kept getting distracted.

Although now I want to write the poor Hand a Christmas fic. *g*

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Hell....is other people.

Especially this nutter.

And someone needs to write that fic....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

better to laugh about it than get upset though, right? And, if that nutter's going to heaven then I certainly don't want to.

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

I have this totally sacreligious picture of St Peter going "quick, turn out the lights. It's that nutcase again."

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that troll isn't going to heaven.

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I blame everyone who said that fic needs to be written.

http://community.livejournal.com/thewordsmithery/23371.html?mode=reply

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I luv you

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

I suppose we could try sending them some *really* NC-17 fanfic, in the hope that they have an aneurysm. Then they can stop bothering people who are just amusing themselves & their friends. I find their hassling a lot more offensive than your fic; I don't need to be 'saved' either.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well, thanks to them the Jack/Jack fest was born

http://community.livejournal.com/thewordsmithery/22572.html

which led to quite a lot of porn.. of the Jack and himself variety

[laurab1.livejournal.com]

To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter. Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now...

Yeah. That's rather bizarre, and a little rude.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

just a smidge rude...

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Oh, for heaven's sake. Get off my side, religious nutcases, you're making my side look stupid!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

they only make themselves look stupid.

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Um, hasn't that person read the "Judge not" verse in the Bible? & last time I looked, pride was one of the Seven Deadly...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

apparently they're too selective in their bible reading for that. Oh well

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Just to say I think you are awesome - because you so ARE

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*blush* You'll sit next to me on the express train to hell right?

[avon-09.livejournal.com]

*mutter* Makes me ashamed to be a Christian...

Why can't this people just butt out?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

No reason to be ashamed, one nutter does not a religion make

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

Gah. I'nm glad you can block the newsletter. I get snail mail at my address under another person's name from the Scientologists. And there's a LOT of it.