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[donutsweeper]

To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter.  Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now.   I have no desire to be saved by the likes of you, in fact you're making me wish instead of "A Pair of Jacks" I'd written "A Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy. 

So, please, give up.  I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption. 

Damned and proud of it,

donutsweeper


eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment by smithy161 which was written as a result of this post.

Comments

Re: I don't know what I'm talking about any more

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

His hair it was ginger, his face was a sight
His screwdriver soundless, it worked just by light
He ordered them out of the Hub in a hurry
To the Plass, where the snow was starting to flurry.

Re: I don't know what I'm talking about any more

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

(Y'all rock so hard.)

Re: I don't know what I'm talking about any more

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm just sitting back and enjoying what you folks are coming up with! And C&P'ing it so we can post the whole thing later in one place!

Can anybody play?

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

He formed up two teams, one left and one right,
In order to have all the fun of a fight.
He paired with the Doctor, his friend from way back,
To take on the humans, Ianto and Jack.

They made balls from the snow, as white as old bones,
Though the Master, he cheated, and snuck in some stones.
They threw high! They threw low! They threw curve balls and straight!
Until the humans ran out. And were left to their fate.

Re: Can anybody play?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

excellent!

Re: Can anybody play?

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

It looked grim for our lads, with no ammo in sight
The Master was cackling, "Yo, dudes," he said "Right!"
"I've got what I want, you're all in my power,
There's no-one can save you at this dismal hour."

Then up from the lift-shaft came Owen and Gwen
Toshiko, Myfanwy, and Janet, and then
Our Andy, the plod, who was saving the hour
With a bag full of doughnuts of magical power.

They opened the bag, and handed them out
The Master was baffled, but Jack gave a shout.
"Alien doughnuts," he said, "just the thing!"
"These make a party go with a swing."

So they pelted the Master, and Doctor as well
With alien doughnuts, until they did yell
And fall to their knees in a cloud of fine sugar
And that's when they started to kiss one another.

Lovingly wrapped in each other's embrace
They made for the TARDIS at a cracking pace.
Forgetting the contest, the threats to the earth
Thinking only of finding the comfiest berth.

But they heard them exclaim, as they vanished from sight
"Merry alien doughnuts! And to all a good night."