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[donutsweeper]

To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter.  Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now.   I have no desire to be saved by the likes of you, in fact you're making me wish instead of "A Pair of Jacks" I'd written "A Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy. 

So, please, give up.  I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption. 

Damned and proud of it,

donutsweeper


eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment by smithy161 which was written as a result of this post.

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

That's... a bit nuts of them.

And you should definitely write that fic.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'll pass that plot bunny to you (or someone actually capable of writing porn) Ive set up my email to block all newsletters so now I won't even see them all. *mutters* trying to laugh at it though

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

It is sort of funny. In a way.

I think, really, that's the sort of bunny you put in a very securely locked cage and hope nobody opens it. Owen/Jack/Janet? Sure, but the hand is just gross :0p

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ha, oh boy. My email doesn't show me the newsletters, but the things I get in regular snail mail... the one that includes a paper "prayer mat" which has supposedly been personally prayed upon with me in mind creeps me out, especially since the envelopes are hand-addressed.

"a Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy.

*Somebody* needs to write that! Poor Janet and the Hand hardly get any action!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it was the most offensive thing I could think of. Seriously, my drabble faded to black, for all the reader knew the Jacks were off to play a rousing game of checkers or gin rummy!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol- go for it... steal that plot bunny and have some fun!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Poor Hand! Such a lonely life.

*g*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hahaahahahaha. I am very sure I couldn't do it justice. I had trouble writing two Bones characters making out for my Halloween fic! They kept getting distracted.

Although now I want to write the poor Hand a Christmas fic. *g*

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Hell....is other people.

Especially this nutter.

And someone needs to write that fic....

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I know. It's weird. Of all the writers in fandom they could have picked on, the people who write graphic sex and violence, they went for the least offensive drabble I've read in forever.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol- go for it, I'm sure a manicure would be a nice present

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm lucky that way...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

better to laugh about it than get upset though, right? And, if that nutter's going to heaven then I certainly don't want to.

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

I have this totally sacreligious picture of St Peter going "quick, turn out the lights. It's that nutcase again."

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's great!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ewww, that means someone would have to touch it... okay, the Hand is sort of gross. In one of my cartoon stories, the Master made the Hand soak his oboe reeds, that was the worst bondage I could think of (that belonged in a cartoon).

Maybe they could just drop in an extra AlkaSeltzer.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, it'd be like a jacuzzi then!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I blame everyone who said that fic needs to be written.

http://community.livejournal.com/thewordsmithery/23371.html?mode=reply

Kill me now.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Hub,
Not a Weevil was stirring, though the Hand went "Glub glub"...

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

I suppose we could try sending them some *really* NC-17 fanfic, in the hope that they have an aneurysm. Then they can stop bothering people who are just amusing themselves & their friends. I find their hassling a lot more offensive than your fic; I don't need to be 'saved' either.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I luv you

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well, thanks to them the Jack/Jack fest was born

http://community.livejournal.com/thewordsmithery/22572.html

which led to quite a lot of porn.. of the Jack and himself variety

Re: Kill me now.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, keep going, keep going!

Re: Kill me now.

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Their stockings were hung by the cog-door with care
In hopes that The Doctor soon would be there

When down from the lift there came such a clatter
Jack sprang from his hatch to see what was the matter

Re: Kill me now.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I probably won't be able to keep it out of my WIP folder, the way things seem to go. Heh. (Stupid book reports over there making me feel guilty.)