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To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter. Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now. I have no desire to be saved by the likes of you, in fact you're making me wish instead of "A Pair of Jacks" I'd written "A Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy.

So, please, give up. I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption.

Damned and proud of it,

donutsweeper

eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment by

smithy161 which was written as a result of this post.

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That's... a bit nuts of them.

And you should definitely write that fic.

I'll pass that plot bunny to you (or someone actually capable of writing porn) Ive set up my email to block all newsletters so now I won't even see them all. *mutters* trying to laugh at it though

It is sort of funny. In a way.

I think, really, that's the sort of bunny you put in a very securely locked cage and hope nobody opens it. Owen/Jack/Janet? Sure, but the hand is just gross :0p

it was the most offensive thing I could think of. Seriously, my drabble faded to black, for all the reader knew the Jacks were off to play a rousing game of checkers or gin rummy!

I know. It's weird. Of all the writers in fandom they could have picked on, the people who write graphic sex and violence, they went for the least offensive drabble I've read in forever.

I guess I'm lucky that way...

that's what I thought. they didn't necessarily have sex, they could've gossiped etc. Jack can get sex anywhere, who can he talk to about his life and his home planet.

These people are just trolls.