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donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-27 05:34 pm
donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-27 05:34 pm
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To the nice person who keeps subscribing me to the "Jesus Saves" Newsletter. Thanks ever so much, but I have blocked it from my email server now. I have no desire to be saved by the likes of you, in fact you're making me wish instead of "A Pair of Jacks" I'd written "A Full House" where the two Jacks grab Owen, Janet the Weevil and the Hand and have an orgy.
So, please, give up. I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption.
Damned and proud of it,
donutsweeper
eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment bysmithy161 which was written as a result of this post.
So, please, give up. I'm not interested in learning the error of my ways or my hopes of redemption.
Damned and proud of it,
donutsweeper
eta- If anyone is curious about a Jack/Owen/Weevil/Hand pairing go read Experiment by
smithy161 which was written as a result of this post.
Re: Kill me now.
Forgetting his jim-jams to give us a flash
A flutter of papers, like new fallen snow
Spread a layer of litter on workstations below
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But a little blue box, with its lights flashing round
With a mad skinny pilot, so right round the bend
He knew in a flash it was Doc number ten
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to tell you, you really should put some more clothes on
cos something's been following me, faster and faster,
I'm starting to think that it could be the Master!"
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To yell for Ianto to bring some clothes in
Some trousers, with braces, a shirt and a vest
Two socks, his boots, and all of the rest
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To dress up his Captain, and urged them to go
Out into the cold and the dark and the night
To save all of Wales from a Time Lord snowball fight
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The sinister sound of much breaking glass
When he picked up his gun, and was turning around
Down the lift shaft the Master came with a bound.
I don't know what I'm talking about any more
You cannot beat me, for you're all much too weak!
I'm here for a purpose, and one most nefarious,
All your lives are in balance, very precarious!"
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His screwdriver soundless, it worked just by light
He ordered them out of the Hub in a hurry
To the Plass, where the snow was starting to flurry.
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Can anybody play?
In order to have all the fun of a fight.
He paired with the Doctor, his friend from way back,
To take on the humans, Ianto and Jack.
They made balls from the snow, as white as old bones,
Though the Master, he cheated, and snuck in some stones.
They threw high! They threw low! They threw curve balls and straight!
Until the humans ran out. And were left to their fate.
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The Master was cackling, "Yo, dudes," he said "Right!"
"I've got what I want, you're all in my power,
There's no-one can save you at this dismal hour."
Then up from the lift-shaft came Owen and Gwen
Toshiko, Myfanwy, and Janet, and then
Our Andy, the plod, who was saving the hour
With a bag full of doughnuts of magical power.
They opened the bag, and handed them out
The Master was baffled, but Jack gave a shout.
"Alien doughnuts," he said, "just the thing!"
"These make a party go with a swing."
So they pelted the Master, and Doctor as well
With alien doughnuts, until they did yell
And fall to their knees in a cloud of fine sugar
And that's when they started to kiss one another.
Lovingly wrapped in each other's embrace
They made for the TARDIS at a cracking pace.
Forgetting the contest, the threats to the earth
Thinking only of finding the comfiest berth.
But they heard them exclaim, as they vanished from sight
"Merry alien doughnuts! And to all a good night."
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something about merry donut day to all or something....
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