Alien Donut Discretion

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Discretion
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Maybe discretion is the better part of valor...
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Sixth in alien donut crack!fic series.

“Anyway....”  Sheppard started.

“Anyway?” Harkness prodded.

“If Rodney and Ronon don’t say anything then we don’t say anything, okay?”

“About them or about us?”

“About either, dammit!” 

“Right.”  Jack put his hands in his pockets.

“I...”  Sheppard ran a hand through his hair nervously.  “I didn’t mean to yell like that.”

“I know.”  Jack’s reply was quiet.   

“It’s just....  You.  Me.  Alien donuts.”  He shrugged.  “It’s a lot to take in.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Not your fault, Jack.”  Sheppard grinned. “Besides, could’ve been worse.”

“How so?”

“I could’ve been bunking with Ronon instead of you.”

“And that would’ve been a terrible shame.”

Author's Note #2:  Read Alien Donut Dismissals to find out what happens next....

Comments

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

yumm! we need a donutfic sequel showing Jack and John together. I'm John is very bendy and flexible but inexperienced.

We could have a nice little fling where Jack educates John in the varieties m/m sexuality. Just call him Mr. Robinson. Anyone who gets that reference is probably as old as I am. :)

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

Probably :D *hums S&G tune*

These donuts are great! And so is the fic....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Do we think Shep's coming round to the idea..... XD

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

maybe, just maybe... :D

[unfeathered]

This is adorable! And very funny. Love John shouting. *g*

Sheppard grinned, “besides, could’ve been worse.” - should be full stop and capital B.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked! And grrr.. I will never understand punctuation rules!!!!!!! *stomp* *stomp* *grumble* *grumble*

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Yup, Jack/Shep is my new favourite crack OTP.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

crack OTP's are the best kind! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I'm gonna agree with hellenebright here and say that it looks like Shep's coming around a bit. *g* Love his yelling and apologizing, though. That's very him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Well, when the choice is between Ronon and Jack I can see why Shep'd think he chose wisely.. but, yeah.. he's coming around! :)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snicker*...John and Ronon, eh?

I like Jack's last line. It's very Jack (and so very true).

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Lol, glad you liked the last line! Alien donuts NOT leading to Jack/John would have been terrible shame, no?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

absolutely.

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

*slaps face* That would have been a shame!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think Jack was quite happy with the results of the Alien Donuts... very happy :)

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

“I could’ve been bunking with Ronon instead of you.”

“And that would’ve been a terrible shame.”

It certainly would because that would mean Jack was bunking with Rodney

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

not going there... not even thinking about that.... *whistles* Alien donuts= Jack/John...and only J/J. nope, not even considering another outcome!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*pokes you*

*dangles chocolate*


You could call it a team building exercise

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*runs and hides*

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*hides*? I think not *chases you*

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

consider it an au where Tosh goes to Atlantis and Rodney goes to Torchwood. Or McShep visit Torchwood and Jack has a happy little threesome of the McShep variety.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Can you go AU of an AUverse? (okay, now my head hurts)

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

of course you can! it's been done before.