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donutsweeper) wrote2011-02-14 03:22 pm
donutsweeper) wrote2011-02-14 03:22 pm
Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Title: Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Sherlock (bbc) fandom, barista!AU, rated G
Word Count: 1391
Summary: Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating.
Author's Note: Written for the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sherlockbbc_fic prompt asking for Sherlock as a bad-tempered, yet AWESOME barista. Many, many thanks to stackcats for her input on the drinks and what baristas really think about them. All remaining mistakes are mine.
"If you fail to see the problem with it then you must be stupider than I first imagined. Congratulations! I'm actually impressed that someone with your mental acuity is capable of dressing, albeit poorly, all by themselves and attempting to blend in with the rest of London's dreary excuse for a population."
John raised his eyebrow at that and turned to Mike who whispered, "That's Sherlock. Yeah, he's always like that," in his ear.
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Sherlock (bbc) fandom, barista!AU, rated G
Word Count: 1391
Summary: Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating.
Author's Note: Written for the
sherlockbbc_fic prompt asking for Sherlock as a bad-tempered, yet AWESOME barista. Many, many thanks to stackcats for her input on the drinks and what baristas really think about them. All remaining mistakes are mine."If you fail to see the problem with it then you must be stupider than I first imagined. Congratulations! I'm actually impressed that someone with your mental acuity is capable of dressing, albeit poorly, all by themselves and attempting to blend in with the rest of London's dreary excuse for a population."
John raised his eyebrow at that and turned to Mike who whispered, "That's Sherlock. Yeah, he's always like that," in his ear.