Alien Donut Dismissals

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Dismissals
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: If you don't talk about it, does it mean it didn't happen?
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover. Seventh in alien donut crack!fic series.  Thanks go to unfeathered  for the encouragement.

They’d been back in Atlantis three days and no one had mentioned the incident with the alien donuts.  Any of the incidents.  Occasionally, Sheppard would find himself looking at Jack in a way he never used to, thinking things he’d never admit to, but then would shake his head, repeat ‘alien donuts made me do it’ to himself a few times and the moment would pass.  It seemed like the safest way of dealing with things.    Like Jack said, it wasn’t the worst mantra in the world.

And it could have been worse,  Rodney still couldn’t sit down without wincing.


Author's Note #2:  Read Alien Donut Disquiet to find out what happens next....

Comments

[unfeathered]

It doesn't go too far! I think it's brilliant - and hilarious! *g*

*cough* beta/encourager credit? *cough*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

credit given, but i'm still nervous. Thanks though

[unfeathered]

Don't be nervous. There is nothing whatsoever risqué about this! I honestly can't see how anyone could take offence!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

okay, okay, I took off the f-lock

[unfeathered]

Well done. :-)

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

It's a brilliant little closer. Trust us - the person who got on to you was a large, hairy underbridge dweller, not a sensible human being at all.....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

thanks!

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

*snort* "Alien donuts made me do it" Yup, just keep telling yourself that...

Much fun! :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's exactly what I was about to post! John + alien donuts = the need for self delusion. Silly John.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Shep needs to cling to the donuts to avoid the signals his brain's giving him. But, since this is JACK we're talking about, we all know avoid those signals for long will be impossible! :)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

BWAHA. Poor Rodney. And Sheppard's just making up excuses.

*Still wants Jack/Shep*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

with the alien donuts you just might get Jack/Shep.. or at least a fade to black on them *g*

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

You're still worried about that refugee from a medieval nunnery? Please don't let these disturbed individuals intimidate you--because that's exactly what they are--disturbed--& that's exactly what they're after--intimidation.

For what it's worth--& take into consideration that I've been so exasperated by the local hubbub over teenagers' school dress code I've suggested both sexes should have to wear burqas--I'm not offended. & if I were, instead of pitching a cyberfit, I'd just avoid the site in future.

Meanwhile, I'm deriving considerable entertainment from TW's & SGA's misadventures with donuts. Esp. Owen the Obnoxious not getting in on the fun. Heh.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Owen the Obnoxious I love it!!!! :)

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Also Owen the Odious & Owen the Obstreperous.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Donuts for breakfast YAY

Rodney still couldn’t sit down without wincing
*Winds jaw back up*
This is most excellent!!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*phew* I was a little nervous I'd gone too far with that line. *g*. Glad you liked it!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

No it was a *totally* perfect line - complete with plausible deniability(sp?) ;-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

plausible deniability is my friend. (and yeah, I don't know how to spell it either)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Rodney still couldn’t sit down without wincing

*snicker* yay!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snickers with you* thanks!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Bad John. Get over it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol. Shep will, Sheppard will, just give him time!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll give him...*looks at watch*...five minutes, how's that? lol

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well, he did kiss Jack in the next drabble, he's getting there, he's getting there!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol I know, that's why I only gave him 5 minutes. ;)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Well, the donuts haven't told me what happens next, I'll try to convince them it should be more risque than the previous drabbles

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

mmmm...risque.....er, right, I mean, yes, that would be pleasant. ;)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Snerk. Oh, Rodney. I knew it!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Poor Rodney. I think Jack and Shep are much happier with the results of their alien donut experience