The humans were beaten, and stood in defeat,
Until Jack suggested they should all have a treat.
He went into the Hub, and brought out a tray
Piled high with the donuts that ended the fray.

They passed round the treats, and soon they stood still
Gazing dreamily 'round once they'd eaten their fill.
Then the looks in their eyes, it gave them away
As they ducked into the Hub, for more private play.

And I heard them exclaim, as they dove out of sight,
"Alien donuts for all, and to all a good night!"