Electrocution Isn’t As Fun As You’d Think...

[donutsweeper]

Title: Electrocution Isn’t As Fun As You’d Think...
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack isn't sure he should trust Rodney, again
Author's Note: TW/SGA crossover.  Written for the dialogue writing meme for smithy161

“McKay?”

“What is it, Captain?”

“You do know what you’re doing, right?”

“Of course I know what I’m doing!”

“It’s just that... well, last time you asked me to test it out...”

“I already told you I fixed that problem.  And I replaced your shirt, so what's the matter?”

“The fact it killed me last time?”

“Oh, please, it’s not like it was permanent or anything.”

“Still though, I was expecting a nice massage and got electrocuted instead.”

“Hey, I apologized.  Ready?”

“What if I said no?”

“I’d call you a wimp.  Just think ‘on’ and quit worrying.”

**ZZZZAAPPPPPPP***

“Jack?”

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* poor old Jack! Jack/Shep might be guh-worthy, but Jack and McKay would make a hilarious team.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

A comedy team in the making! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

“Oh, please, it’s not like it was permanent or anything.”

That sounds JUST like him! Hee!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

YAY! Glad you liked it! (I love Rodney, he's so fun and snarky!)

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

_medley_'s right, your Rodney is just spot on.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*blushes* thanks!

I love your icon!

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

lol. How McKay is it to test on the guy who can't die? I bet he started pulling out every insanely dangerous idea he had on the back burner for Jack to test out. Awesome. :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol- you're so right... "we think this one is an ancient version of the veg-o-matic, or it might be a killing machine, turn it on and see what happens"

[unfeathered]

Hee! What fun! Poor Jack.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I mean I know Ishould be saying that's mean but really not going to happen :D:D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Rodney would SO love having Jack test weird Ancient devices, wouldn't he? *g*

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*nods a lot* Jack's total inability to stay dead would mean consistent data feedback :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I can almost hear Rodney and Shep arguing about it.

S- "What if it kills him?"

R-"Then we'll know we were right to have him test it and not you!"

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Well you can't really fault that logic :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

now I really want to write that!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Don't let me stop you *g* Go! Write!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

(I'm at work and supposedly making reminder calls.. *shhh*)

[deaka.livejournal.com]

Lovely! Jack would be Rodney's idea of a perfect test subject, I'd imagine. :p

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Rodney would certainly want to take advantage of Jack's immortality, wouldn't he? :) Glad you liked it!

[tarlanx]

LOL! Poor Jack...and poor Rodney too, once Jack is back from the dead :-D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack will certainly get some sort of revenge, right? :)

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

Being able to test stuff on a guy who can't die - Rodney's loving that! Very nice. :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ack! Of all the people who would see the Guinea Pig for Science possibilities of Jack's condition, it would be Rodney. Hee.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

"Guinea Pig For Science" I love it! :)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I've really been missing my icon-making ability lately. :(

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*iz sorry* April is still being fussy?

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Completely dead since Tuesday or Wednesday. ::sigh:: Fortunately I can pop into my office once a day while campus is still open. But I can't download anything or use my fun software. Yet! I'm going to try repairing her myself, but it will take a couple of weeks if it works.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*sends hugs and chocolates to help*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I think that WILL help, thank you!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

chocolate, like donuts, makes everything better!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

omg...I'm without internet for THREE days and you write like 20 stories. you're a MACHINE!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr... sorry? think of it as a present welcoming you back!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

it was a fantastic present. hooray for the interweb!