The Poker Game

[donutsweeper]

Title:  The Poker Game
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary:  Janet the Weevil has an unfair advantage over Diefenbaker the wolf when it comes to cards...
Author's Note: Written for the dialogue writing meme.  This is all aeron_lanart's fault, not mine

“A pair of tens?  That’s all you've got?”

“Hey!  Half-wolf here, weevil-girl, the gas might have made me sentient, but it didn’t change the fact I can’t see colors.”

“Like I already explained, three times, diamonds and hearts are red, spades and clubs are black.”

“I still say these don’t look anything like clubs... Hey!  Keep those claws where I can see them!”

“I was not cheating.”

“Right, sure.  And don’t think I didn’t notice where that ace came from either.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Course not.  Get me another beer and we’ll call it even.”

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Oh, that is just lunacy of the best kind. I love your brain.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

good lunacy is something to be cherished, although this might have crossed over that fine line into insanity... :)

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

He's a dog, he can't see in colour... *snerks*

Can I steal this meme from you? I gotta try this.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I almost want to apologize for that... heck, for this whole drabble... :)

and I stole the meme from _medley_ so feel free to go have some fun with it yourself!

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

...Dief wasn't already sentient?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well, not to the point of being able to play poker...

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

*snerk* You scare me sometimes, you really do...but in a good way!

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Not sentient enough, or not bored enough? I'm sure he's only playing cards with Janet because the Hub's in lockdown till Tosh & Owen counteract the gas. But all those ornery, paranoid, ankle-biting, lawn-defiling lapdogs...it doesn't bear thinking about.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

hey, I was just responding to the prompt... but yeah...

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

Omigod I love your cracked-out brain! That's brilliant!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Totally insane *g*

*loves you for it*

Dief has a point - clubs look nothing like *clubs*


OT
I just let my 12 year old read your entry on your kid's teacher and now he wants to read your Murray fics. I can't remember - are they G rated?

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

*snerk* This is wonderfully crazy.

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

You've just made my day! Been feeling miserable due to an allergy flare up and this has made me feel so much better! I love the way you can take a totally cracktastic idea and write a drabble about it. Not sure which one of us should be locked up first though... *Hugs You*

[unfeathered]

Oh, brilliant! That's hilarious!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

They don't look anything like clubs, so they? (and yes, totally insane here)

Re: the Murray fics, they are G, but with a few 'sem-bad' words- crap, hell, bloody, arse, damn. Probably fine for a 12 year old

The Case of the Chocoholic Squirrel (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/7048.html)
and
The Case of the Pine Cone Liberation Organization (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/21525.html)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Crazy is becoming my middle name. Glad you liked it!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should both be locked up? Glad it made you feel better! :) Lol at the icon!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :-)

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Oh links thanks :D:D

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

HEE. This is the most cracked-out idea I've seen in a long time. I love it!

And I have sympathy for Dief. The names for the shapes on the cards confuse me, too, and I might as well be colorblind with identifying the damn things.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I was nervous when I got that pairing to write about... but it did turn out oddly well :)

[sam80853.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Complete and utter crack! Glad you liked it! :)

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

That is some serious crack right there, that is.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

crazy crack is the best kind of crack! :)