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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-14 12:54 pm

The Poker Game

Title:  The Poker Game
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary:  Janet the Weevil has an unfair advantage over Diefenbaker the wolf when it comes to cards...
Author's Note: Written for the dialogue writing meme.  This is all [profile] aeron_lanart's fault, not mine


“A pair of tens?  That’s all you've got?”

“Hey!  Half-wolf here, weevil-girl, the gas might have made me sentient, but it didn’t change the fact I can’t see colors.”

“Like I already explained, three times, diamonds and hearts are red, spades and clubs are black.”

“I still say these don’t look anything like clubs... Hey!  Keep those claws where I can see them!”

“I was not cheating.”

“Right, sure.  And don’t think I didn’t notice where that ace came from either.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Course not.  Get me another beer and we’ll call it even.”

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Totally insane *g*

*loves you for it*

Dief has a point - clubs look nothing like *clubs*


OT
I just let my 12 year old read your entry on your kid's teacher and now he wants to read your Murray fics. I can't remember - are they G rated?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't look anything like clubs, so they? (and yes, totally insane here)

Re: the Murray fics, they are G, but with a few 'sem-bad' words- crap, hell, bloody, arse, damn. Probably fine for a 12 year old

The Case of the Chocoholic Squirrel (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/7048.html)
and
The Case of the Pine Cone Liberation Organization (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/21525.html)

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh links thanks :D:D