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donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-22 09:18 pm
donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-22 09:18 pm
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Schrödinger’s Coffee
Title: Schrödinger’s Coffee
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and Tosh discuss coffee
Author's Note: Learn about Schrödinger's cat here. Thanks tosmithy161 for fixing the quantum nature of Jack's conundrum.
“Jack? You’re staring at the coffee machine. Are you okay?”
“I don’t know who made the coffee this morning, Tosh.”
“Oh, and that’s a problem?”
“Gwen makes dreadful coffee. And Owen’s... Owen’s coffee is criminal. I want Ianto’s coffee.”
“Well, maybe Ianto made it.”
“But until I drink it I won’t know for certain.”
“And you’re not trying it... why?”
“Schrödinger’s Coffee.”
“Sorry, what?”
"Well, it's both fantastic coffee and horrific coffee-like crap until I try it. And I don't want risk drinking coffee-like crap.”
“I wouldn’t have guessed you were a student of quantum theory.”
“Not quantum theory, just coffee.”
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and Tosh discuss coffee
Author's Note: Learn about Schrödinger's cat here. Thanks to
smithy161 for fixing the quantum nature of Jack's conundrum.“Jack? You’re staring at the coffee machine. Are you okay?”
“I don’t know who made the coffee this morning, Tosh.”
“Oh, and that’s a problem?”
“Gwen makes dreadful coffee. And Owen’s... Owen’s coffee is criminal. I want Ianto’s coffee.”
“Well, maybe Ianto made it.”
“But until I drink it I won’t know for certain.”
“And you’re not trying it... why?”
“Schrödinger’s Coffee.”
“Sorry, what?”
"Well, it's both fantastic coffee and horrific coffee-like crap until I try it. And I don't want risk drinking coffee-like crap.”
“I wouldn’t have guessed you were a student of quantum theory.”
“Not quantum theory, just coffee.”
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Then came Windows for Workgroups, soon after replaced by Windows 3.1 and 3.11. Workgroups was amazing. This was when our "networked printers" needed their own pc's to run as servers for them. Our IT unit (IT teams are often the worst dinosaurs in an organisation) didn't know what hit them. I had the whole unit sharing printers using the ethernet network for our mainframe. I don't think they ever did figure out how I did it.
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