*headdesk*

[donutsweeper]

I'm at work and just got the most interesting call from my husband (who never calls me at work btw)..

"Hey, it's me.  Now I don't want you to panic or anything..."  (too late) 

"First off, the fire's out."  (FIRE?!?!?)

"Well, it was more like just some smoldering and a lot of smoke, but no one got hurt.  We're all fine."  (no one being hurt is good... but smoke/smolder/fire?)

"Remember that silpat thing you got for hanukkah?"  (The silicone baking sheet liner that I've wanted for years and years and finally got, yes I remember that... wait, remember?)

"well......"

As it turns out he put a hot pan, fresh off the stovetop, directly on top of of the silicone pad lined baking sheet, which basically combusted due to the intense heat.

*sigh* and *headdesk*  Can I kill him when I get home?

Comments

[fandom-me.livejournal.com]

GAH ! *hugs*

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

*considers*

*decides being a lesbian has advantages*

*uses pretty icon to cheer you up*

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Spousicide is completely justified, I would have thought. Oh dear...

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

"First off, the fire's out."

Oh boy. You know the conversation isn't going uphill when it starts out like that!

So he... almost burned down your kitchen with a hot pad? That's talent! (Of an undesirable kind.) I hope they at least get the smell cleared out before you get home.

::comfort coffee and donuts::

[unfeathered]

Oh dear... You certainly may kill him.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

GAH men! Cut his balls off, I would! If you kill him he won't be able to buy you a replacement or offer donuts as an apology so I'd lay off that option if I were you *hugs you*

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

I think at the very least severe bodily harm is perfectly acceptable.

Mind you about a year ago I set my purse on fire (I set it on the stove and accidentally knocked the dial over), so I'm not exactly in a position to judge.

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

I set my hair on fire cooking dinner for OH once. Luckily hair grows back.

He needs to apologise with chocolate donuts no less (though I'd settle for just the chocolate). In the mean time, have some virtual chocolate off me.

[badwolf36.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Sounds like you've had quite the day. Physical violence authorized.

(After he grovels properly by replacing everything destroyed and bringing donuts. *nods*)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I say kill him.

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

Kill him, *if* his first words aren't "I'll get you another one the minute I can."

Anybody can make a mistake (the thing's supposed to go in the oven, so hot is okay, right?) but one must always offer to put it right, and before being asked to.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Why do people say that? The very best way to get me to panic is to tell me not to. ::pets you::

[idontlikegravy.livejournal.com]

Oh he certainly deserves it! But we need to figure out how to make it look like an accident...

Mind you, if he's such a klutz, it shouldn't be too difficult *eg*

*proffers comfort donuts*

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

First off, the fire's out.

that is a FANTASTIC way to start a phone call...

p.s.

I'm not laughing, I swear.