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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-01-13 12:41 pm
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*headdesk*

I'm at work and just got the most interesting call from my husband (who never calls me at work btw)..

"Hey, it's me.  Now I don't want you to panic or anything..."  (too late) 

"First off, the fire's out."  (FIRE?!?!?)

"Well, it was more like just some smoldering and a lot of smoke, but no one got hurt.  We're all fine."  (no one being hurt is good... but smoke/smolder/fire?)

"Remember that silpat thing you got for hanukkah?"  (The silicone baking sheet liner that I've wanted for years and years and finally got, yes I remember that... wait, remember?)

"well......"

As it turns out he put a hot pan, fresh off the stovetop, directly on top of of the silicone pad lined baking sheet, which basically combusted due to the intense heat.

*sigh* and *headdesk*  Can I kill him when I get home?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
straight and to the point.

I like you

[identity profile] smithy161.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just remember to weigh it down with chains when you dump the body in the river.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
right. and to be wary of tides and all that....