Will Be Will Be

[donutsweeper]

Title: Will Be Will Be
Fandom/Rating: Sherlock (BBC), rated G
Word Count: 100 words

Summary:
 Sherlock thinks John is being unreasonable.
Author's Note: Written for watsons_woes JWP#24. All dialog drabble.

“Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you really are not."

"Close enough."

"I don't care, Sherlock, the answer's still no."

"You're being extremely unreasonable, John."

"No, I believe I am being perfectly reasonable."

"You're being your typical stubborn, short-sighted self, failing to see-"

"Piece of advice, insulting someone isn't a good idea if you want them to do you a favour."

"Really. What is the suggested way then?"

"Buttering a person up usually works."

"John, have I ever told you how impressed I am with your-"

"Nice try, still not happening though."

*sigh*

Comments

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

How is he meant to learn is you don't offer positive reinforcement, John? *snickers*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

That is probably the tactic Sherlock will try next :)