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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-07-05 09:02 pm

The Clothing Series Finale

Title: The Clothing Series Finale
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Ianto, rated PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack finally succeeds in undressing Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.
Author's Note: Seventh in the series, following The Pants, written for [personal profile] mad_jaks because she's awesomesause

Ianto was finally naked, his pants and trousers pooled in a pile at his feet.  Jack had been good to his word, managing to undress Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.  But Ianto found himself looking forlornly at the rest of his clothes, particularly the buttons scattered over the floor.  “That was my favorite shirt, Jack.” 

Jack attempted, and failed, to respond with an innocent look.  “So?”

“You ruined it.  I demand restitution.  And I’m not untying your hands until I get it.”

This time Jack smiled broadly, raising an eyebrow.  “Oh, I think I can manage that.”

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
and the strange looks, I'm sure, had nothing to do with why you continued to have those conversations!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all. Or with how I eventually earned the nickname Cpt. Jaq.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
oh CUTE! Does anyone ever ask what you're captain of?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Occasionally. Most of the time I have to refrain from saying "The Innuendo Squad", because it's usually people like parents or professors who don't already know me and the origin of my nickname.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerK* that's what I was going to suggest you say!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
DO IT.. you know you want to!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone who asked during graveyard would really think twice about that answer.

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Slightly off our rockers, but smart.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Slightly off our rockers
that part goes without saying...

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're probably right.