Morality Lessons

[donutsweeper]

Title: Morality Lessons
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Vague Doctor/Master, rated G
Word Count: 137
Summary:  The Doctor tries to teach the Master an important lesson.
Author's Note:  Written for unfeathered's prompt from my recent writing meme

“No,” the Doctor warned, “try to do the right thing for once, won’t you?”

“Who cares about doing what’s right?”  The Master fumed.

“Nearly every society that ever evolved eventually developed code of conduct, a system of ethics, an idea of morality if you will.  So I would say that the entire galaxy cares about doing ‘what is right’ as you so childishly put it.”

“But...”

“No.”

They stared at each other for a moment before the Master’s hand shot out, only to be slapped away before he could grab the last scone off the serving plate.

“You do not take the last one, it simply is not polite.”

“But....”

“No.”

“Fine.”  The Master crossed his arms and pursed his lips.  “But don’t you think I’m going to let you forget this.”

“I never expected you would.”

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ah yes, give them the proper respect that they deserve!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And then eat them.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

eat lots of them.

I really want a donut now. :(

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I had to force myself not to buy one while shopping for my lunch last night. I ended up convincing myself they were probably all stale by that point and not worth it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that is a valid point. Stale donuts are horrid

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Often, I'd rather have no donut than a stale one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Yes! There is nothing worse than eating a bad donut. It's just a cruel, terrible thing

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Donut torture.

This is giving me bad ideas about how to get back at my incompetent coworkers.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*perks ears* Do tell!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It involves stale donuts and bad coffee.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bitter, vile, road tar coffee?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

YES.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

excellent!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

They so deserve it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You're going to have fun your last night there, aren't you?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, HELL yes.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I want to hear ALL about it!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

All of LJ will, I'm sure.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

excellent!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, I have the rest of the summer to cook up my revenge.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

make plans, draw up lists... *nods*

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Charts, blueprint, the whole 9 yards.

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

That's what microwaves are for.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

yes, yes.. but occassionally even they are not up to the task!