donutsweeper | (no subject)

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Dear Mr. Supervisor person:

Perhaps you are having difficulties finding the Zimmerman file because you are looking in the "F" filing cabinet. I'd try "Z" if I were you, but it's just a suggestion.

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so the aliens have secretly replaced me with a pod person?

*blinks* I... don't know..?
You could be sitting in your space ship in geostationary orbit above Middle America pretending you only have two arms and one head. How would I *know*? I always found it highly suspicious you had a cat with the name Alex... far too much like the sort of whacked out name a being with the moniker 'Zog the Destroyer' would give to a their pet zmood...

little ol' innocent me?

you're so silly, everyone knows zmoods don't eat donuts!

I know zmoods don't eat donuts but what about their owners? I'm sure I heard tell that their home planet has a monument erected to the almighty Donut Maker Himself!

I am a terrible person... it took me a minute to realize what I thought that little guy was doing he wasn't actually doing

:O

I was in a rush I know - *that* did NOT cross my mind at all!!!

I'm claiming that I only thought that because you people have been a bad influence on me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

This is me rolling my eyes...

I was such an innocent lass until you all got your hooks into me!

I believe you....

Now, if it was Rusty :D

I still can't believe some of the evil capitulations you've gotten me to write... :) Did you always know you had such evil powers?

Would that be the evil capitulations I have got you to capitulate to just by blinking in your direction and not saying anything ???

You're not belittling your talents, are you? You plant the idea, get that seed growing and LOOK OUT WORLD, I am defenseless!

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