donutsweeper: (facepalm)
donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-07-15 06:12 pm

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Dear Mr. Supervisor person:

Perhaps you are having difficulties finding the Zimmerman file because you are looking in the "F" filing cabinet.  I'd try "Z" if I were you, but it's just a suggestion.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
innocence, like sanity, is overrated

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus, it really is possible to feign innocence. Sanity's a lot harder.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, for the most part if you stay quiet people assume normalcy and sanity

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
True. Although, you really only have to open your mouth once to shatter that perception.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
at least it's a conscious effort then!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the opening of the mouth part is...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
sometimes it is difficult to control what spills forth, no?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm really good at those "why the hell did I just say that?!" moments.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I, however, never ever have one of those moments. ever :)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, I didn't think you'd believe me...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to find better pastures where people don't know me as well

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. If you want to delude people, yes.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
are you suggesting there's something wrong with deluding people?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*phew* I mean... I knew that

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I was discussing the fun of deluding people today with one of my coworkers, and she countered with "who actually thinks you're sane?!". Apparently everyone is onto me, now.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
well, at that job anyway. There's a whole big world out there that is unaware!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
you just need to move on to greener pastures

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm currently trying to get a government job. They'll never know what hit them...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackles* I mean... good luck