Playing Around

[donutsweeper]

Title: Playing Around
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Torchwood/X-Files crossover, no spoilers, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack has some fun with a certain FBI agent.
Author's Note: Written for tw100's crossover challenge

“What are you doing?”  Tosh watched as Jack spread a photo of Janet out on the table.

“Just having some fun,” Jack answered, grabbing the ancient Polaroid camera that he’d unearthed from the archives earlier and took a picture of the picture.  Seeing her look he shrugged.   “Wasn’t grainy enough.”

“But....”

“Now, it’s perfect.”  He slipped the photo in an envelope that bore a faded label, then scribbled on a return address, and smeared it.

“Who?”  Tosh read the label.  “The FBI?  Jack!”

“The truth is out there, but if it’s too easy to find he won’t believe.”  Jack grinned.

Comments

[elven-wolf.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that's wonderful!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

BWAHAHA. I don't want to think about what he's sending Mulder pictures of that look like grainy out of focus spaceships.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Bwaaah! That's awesome. I love the idea so much, and you've told it perfectly. Poor Mulder, but he really does invite people to mess around with him, he's so *earnest*. :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack would totally be sneaky enough to do that! He'd even add in digital zippers to pictures of aliens and fishing wire lines that attached to the tops of the ships

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Mulder's just too darn earnest for his own good!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

HE WOULD.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And he thinks his innocent look lets him get away with everything...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Well, it works on a lot of people! Just not the Doctor, or his team. Or probably Martha.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

But it's not like it stops him from trying! And he's so cute when he does

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Very true.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and when it doesn't work he's so cute when flustered!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That, too!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although, perhaps it is safe to say he looks cute all the time

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That is a fairly safe thing to say, yep. Well. Dead's not a good look for him, but we'll give him a pass for that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

true- but sometimes he's missing clothes due to what killed him and that's loverly

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

BWAH. Well, that's one way of looking at it, I suppose. Although Jack's coat seems to resist all manner of things. It's a magic coat.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

incineration, burial, gunshot, death rays... it's a GOOD coat

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

It is! It's a good coat for hopping for you life in.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and for keeping you safe from the evil alien donuts

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

True, although the day Jack wants to be safe from the alien donuts is the day we all start to worry about him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends who is around to share them with. Even as a 51st century kind of guy he must have standards

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Daleks. Daleks would be out, I'd think. Ditto Cybermen and Cyberwomen. Especially Cyberwomen.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

even rocking dalek?? :(

for being scantily clad cyberwomen are still not Jack's cup of tea

[sistercarrion.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
I love this idea! Excellent stuff *g*