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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-08-16 10:41 pm
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One Thing Leads To Another

Title: One Thing Leads To Another
Pairing/Warning/Rating: NCIS fandom, rated G
Word Count: 500 (5x100)
Summary:  A moment between Gibbs and DiNozzo is overheard and misconstrued, over and over again.
Author's Note:  Written for the [profile] ncisdrabble100 challenge: gossip. 

5:37 am

Gibbs exited the elevator, rounded the corner and stopped short when he spotted Tony sprawled on the floor of the bullpen, sleeping.

“DiNozzo!” It wasn’t a shout, but only just. “What are you doing here?”

“Boss! I... uh...”

“Boiler again?” Tony nodded. “I told you my door’s always unlocked.”

“Didn’t want to take advantage, Boss.”

“Then don’t. Dinner’ll be at eight.”

“I’ll bring the wine.” Tony joked, laughing at responding head slap.

Neither of them were aware that Ben the mail guy had come up the hall a few minutes before and had overheard their conversation before slipping away.



6:03 am

“Hello, Agent Dobbs,” Ben said, handing over the mail. “You’re here early.”

“The joys of paperwork. Haven’t seen you in awhile. What’s the good word?”

“You shouldn’t go in the supply room without knocking.”

Dobbs laughed. “Lee and Palmer? Again? Good to know. Anything else?”

“Agent DiNozzo’s apartment’s uninhabitable again.”

Dobbs shook his head. “That man has to find a new place. He bunking with Gibbs?”

“Yes, but....”

“But?”

“They made dinner plans for tonight. Agent DiNozzo said he’s bringing wine.”

“Really? We better keep this between us.”

Ben nodded, but didn’t see Abby before she ran off.



7:14am

“McGee! You’re here, you’re finally here! I have the most amazing news!” Abby launched herself into Tim’s arms.

“You’re here awfully early, Abby. And very... energetic.”

“I never left, I had to keep an eye on my babies while they ran tests. But it’s a good thing I was here, you won’t believe what I overheard! A date! They’re going out on a date!”

“A date? Who?”

“Tony and the Bossman! Dinner! Tonight!”

“You’re kidding.”

“Nope! Dinner, wine, the works! Can you believe it? Tony and Gibbs’ll make such a cute couple!” Looking rather shell shocked, Tim didn’t respond.



7:17 am

The Director’s assistant, Cynthia, had overheard Tim and Abby talking and was rather surprised by the news. “A man like that,” she muttered to herself in the break room. “In a relationship. I would never guessed in a million years.” She stirred her coffee so vigorously some spilled over the side. “Agent Gibbs and Agent DiNozzo. Together. Director Shepard is going to go ballistic when she finds out. If she finds out. God, I hope they can be discrete.” With a sigh, and a shake of her head, she left, not seeing Agent Lee standing in the shadow.



7:29 am

“Jethro, a word please.” Gibbs merely cocked an eyebrow as Ducky led him into the elevator and hit the stop button. “Really, Jethro, what were you thinking?”

“About?”

“About Anthony! Honestly, Jethro.” Ducky shook his head.

“What about him? He can’t camp out here, can he?”

“Camping? Mr. Palmer said you and Anthony are planning a commitment ceremony. I wasn’t aware you were even dating!”

“Palmer said what?”

“Agent Lee told him and he told me.” Ducky’s eyes narrowed. “What do you have to say for yourself, Jethro?”

Gibbs restarted the elevator. “You shouldn’t listen to gossip, Duck.”

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Oh, that's absolutely awesome!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I couldn't resist with a challenge like "gossip"!

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you couldn't and this is just the perfect response to that kind of challenge! :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Gibbs would milk the rumors for all their worth, and no one other than Ducky would dare come right and ask him about them, right?

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! Well, Abby might pout at him a bit that he hadn't told her in person. At him and Tony both, really!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
she'd pout at Gibbs, she'd punch Tony

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're right! And Gibbs would bring her Caf-Pow! and not say anything :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
he's an evil, evil man that way

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
he wouldn't be Gibbs if he weren't!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-08-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* very true!