Rhythm and Blues

[donutsweeper]

Title: Rhythm and Blues
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Beta: unfeathered
Word Count: 158
Summary:  Owen, Tosh and Gwen are less then thrilled with the result of a recent attack.
Author's Note: Written for fajrdrako's request for a Torchwood limerick.  I threw in a quatrain and a haiku just to make things that much sillier.

“There once was a leader named Jack,
Who said ‘You know I got your back.’
But he wasn’t in time,
And now we all rhyme,
Cos he’s a bloody stupid hack.”

“Hey!  Owen, that’s a bit harsh.  I warned you about what would happen if it sprayed you.  And I got the one I was chasing.  I’ve already apologized for missing the second one..”

“O Jack, thou art our fearless leader,
A man so brave and clever.
Now since I shan’t but speak in meter,
Forgiveness will come never.”

“Tosh, I told you, it’s temporary.  Two, three hours tops.   Gwen, help me out here...”

“Time passes slowly
As tongues duel forming poems
And frustrations rise.”

“I said I was sorry!  Look, how about I go and get you all some coffee?  And donuts?  I’ll get donuts too.  How about that?  And chocolate.  I could also pick up some chocolate.  That make you happy?  I’ll just... I’m  going now....”

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You are absolutely awesomesause, you know that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*bows* As are you, m'dear.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*offers hugs and donuts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*hugs back and munches donuts happily* Coffee?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

as much as you need!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Well, I was offering you some, but I think the little guy has it covered!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

can never have too much coffee! (I just like that smiley, he looks SO happy!
smilies are fun!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That is a great smilie. *nods* And the twirly one's adorable, too.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I like happy faces sillier the better

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*waves back* It's hard not to smile back at that one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

one that always makes me laugh, even if it's a bit crude is since he looks so upset at the poor horse.

Oh, this one's perfect for my Barrel of What?

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

Cool emoties. My personal fave emote is this one (http://s215.photobucket.com/albums/cc176/a_lanart/emoties/?action=view&current=boing.gif) but there ain't much call for bouncing hearts...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, so cute!

this is me, right?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

It is perfect for that drabble! And hee, the horse giggling makes me grin.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

can't go wrong with monkeys. Unless the Librarian is involved

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Very true!