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donutsweeper) wrote2008-08-27 04:13 pm
donutsweeper) wrote2008-08-27 04:13 pm
Rhythm and Blues
Title: Rhythm and Blues
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Beta:unfeathered
Word Count: 158
Summary: Owen, Tosh and Gwen are less then thrilled with the result of a recent attack.
Author's Note: Written forfajrdrako's request for a Torchwood limerick. I threw in a quatrain and a haiku just to make things that much sillier.
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Beta:
unfeatheredWord Count: 158
Summary: Owen, Tosh and Gwen are less then thrilled with the result of a recent attack.
Author's Note: Written for
fajrdrako's request for a Torchwood limerick. I threw in a quatrain and a haiku just to make things that much sillier.“There once was a leader named Jack,
Who said ‘You know I got your back.’
But he wasn’t in time,
And now we all rhyme,
Cos he’s a bloody stupid hack.”
“Hey! Owen, that’s a bit harsh. I warned you about what would happen if it sprayed you. And I got the one I was chasing. I’ve already apologized for missing the second one..”
“O Jack, thou art our fearless leader,
A man so brave and clever.
Now since I shan’t but speak in meter,
Forgiveness will come never.”
“Tosh, I told you, it’s temporary. Two, three hours tops. Gwen, help me out here...”
“I said I was sorry! Look, how about I go and get you all some coffee? And donuts? I’ll get donuts too. How about that? And chocolate. I could also pick up some chocolate. That make you happy? I’ll just... I’m going now....”
Who said ‘You know I got your back.’
But he wasn’t in time,
And now we all rhyme,
Cos he’s a bloody stupid hack.”
“Hey! Owen, that’s a bit harsh. I warned you about what would happen if it sprayed you. And I got the one I was chasing. I’ve already apologized for missing the second one..”
“O Jack, thou art our fearless leader,
A man so brave and clever.
Now since I shan’t but speak in meter,
Forgiveness will come never.”
“Tosh, I told you, it’s temporary. Two, three hours tops. Gwen, help me out here...”
“Time passes slowly
As tongues duel forming poems
And frustrations rise.”
As tongues duel forming poems
And frustrations rise.”
“I said I was sorry! Look, how about I go and get you all some coffee? And donuts? I’ll get donuts too. How about that? And chocolate. I could also pick up some chocolate. That make you happy? I’ll just... I’m going now....”
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Thus proving he's got more sense than the rest of them. Now please excuse me while I clean my keyboard.
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*snickers* what a terrible poem