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[donutsweeper]

My cat just meowered in his sleep, jolted himself awake and proceeded to fall off the chair he was sleeping on.

I should feel bad for laughing at him.

Really I should.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or stock up on the tuna and whatnot so you have LOTS of things to bribe them with

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Get on the good side of our likely new masters.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

exactly what I was thinking. Donut lures and tuna bribes will take us far

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

We know how to rule, but we also know how to suck-up.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

sucking up is equally important

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and, with cats, knowing how to skirtch that spot just behind the ear and the other one under the chin, is equally important

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Definitely. This knowledge has prevented many a bite from the rather surly cat at the local bookstore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I love bookstore cats! Cats+books=the best thing! They go together so well!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It's the best combination ever, in my mind. This particular bookstore has a few kittens, too. They're so adorable and ridiculously unhelpful. It's my favorite bookstore in the area.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

kittens can be helpful? :)

All bookstores should have cats. IT needs to be a requirement or something

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Good point.

It really should.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bookstores all need to be randomly stocked with overflowing shelves that have more nooks and corners than should be physically possible without having some slip in from an alternate dimension. And there should be a minimum of three very friendly, yet slightly haughty, cats that seem to appear out of nowhere and disappear with equal ease.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I would be in heaven if this were true for all bookstores. As it is, there are quite a few like that in Seattle (though not enough of them have multiple cats).

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the BESt is when you think there's only one cat. It comes buy, you skirtch it's ears, it leaves... you browse some more, it stops by again, etc.. then you think- wasn't cat a bit poofier? nah... skritch, scratch... it goes, comes back- hey wait... it has a white splotch in it's chest, did it always have that?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

LOL...I bet they do that just to mess with us.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and they enjoy messing with us. they are cats afterall

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Cats are all just tricksters in disguise, I swear.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you may be onto something. tricksters with a love of tuna but tricksters all the same

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

This is just asking to become a really cracky SPN fic.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

cracky+SPNfic seem to go together well

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Indeed.