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I like peanut butter

I like my cat.

I do not like peanut butter ON my cat.

Bloody evil fuzzbutt.

BWAHAHA. Um. Sorry. Not funny.

*Laughs* I wonder if Fuzzbutt himself is entirely happy with peanut butter on him?

I discovered yesterday that Patchcat likes tomato ketchup.

He thought I was doing something with tuna or meat of somekind and was majorily under foot. And tripped me. peanut butter EVERYWHERE. *sighs*

He was HORRIFIED. Perhaps moreso when I tried to get it off of him. He hates being groomed

ketchup? really?

you know they do it just to torment us, right?

they are all evil

Did you edit this? I kind of liked 'Fizzbutt' as your cat's name. :D

*mental image of cat on Pepto-Bismol tablets, or those fizzing vitamins you put in water*

yeah, it's supposed to be fuzzbutt. Fizzbutt has an altogether different connotation

I'm sorry, I laughed. I couldn't help it.
Silly cat.
Did you take a picture? Can you make a cat macro out of it?

no picture- too busy chasing him so he wouldn't get peanut butter EVERYWHERE. Especially under the couch and then bed, his two favorite hiding places

Peanut butter in either of those places would have been a Bad Thing, you were definitely better catching him.

he's mostly clean now. But pissed at me and hiding

I am very glad I don't have a cat. The dog will just do what *I* want her to do as I am boss, and the gerbils don't get into that sort of trouble.

dogs can get underfoot too, but not as badly i think

Hee! My cat loves spaghetti sauce.

It's uncanny, two of my last three posts have been about peanut butter and cats. Is Fuzzbutt reading my LJ? (This icon has never seemed more appropriate!)

Good luck getting it off. He'll probably have to groom the last bits himself.

Oh she gets underfoot, but she'll also get out of the way and stay out of the way if I tell her to, plus the kitchen is big enough that I can tell her to sit on the mat by the back door and I won't fall over her.

You can't tell a cat what to do and expect it to take any notice...

I have a chaise lounge. On it, I keep a folded quilt which the cats lie on. It keeps their grungy, dirt-digging selves off my furniture. Recently, for a whim, I put a towel on top of that. Next to it are the footrest thingys that come with furniture these days.

So, my talented, furball heaving cat managed to hit the towel, the quilt, and the footrest with one good heave. Three surfaces, one furball. \o/ FTW! Now, if only the Olympics had a furball heaving event.

I don't know, Puppy was a master at getting tangled up in my legs. At least as good at it as TimeKitty! It's hard to say which is worse, because Puppy could trip me, but I'm afraid I'll hurt TimeKitty.

well, me using peanut butter was a direct result of our conversation on it (with a push by _medley_) With damp towels I got most of it off him. He's off sulking now

Aw, sorry! Hopefully he won't get into that kind of trouble again.

very talented furball you have there. It's a good thing they are so cute and purry or we'd never have put up with them this long

you can tell them what to do... but you're right- they won't take any notice

hopefully... but I don't put much stock in it

*winces a lot* Bet that was fun to clean out of his fur. Baby wipes? I know you don't have a baby, but I'm a big believer in baby wipes since Michaela came along. They are useful. (Not bad for dusting, either.)

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