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[donutsweeper]

I like peanut butter

I like my cat.

I do not like peanut butter ON my cat.

Bloody evil fuzzbutt.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

BWAHAHA. Um. Sorry. Not funny.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

He thought I was doing something with tuna or meat of somekind and was majorily under foot. And tripped me. peanut butter EVERYWHERE. *sighs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*winces a lot* Bet that was fun to clean out of his fur. Baby wipes? I know you don't have a baby, but I'm a big believer in baby wipes since Michaela came along. They are useful. (Not bad for dusting, either.)

[stackcats.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* I wonder if Fuzzbutt himself is entirely happy with peanut butter on him?

I discovered yesterday that Patchcat likes tomato ketchup.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

He was HORRIFIED. Perhaps moreso when I tried to get it off of him. He hates being groomed

ketchup? really?

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! My cat loves spaghetti sauce.

[snakewhissperer.livejournal.com]

you know they do it just to torment us, right?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

they are all evil

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

Did you edit this? I kind of liked 'Fizzbutt' as your cat's name. :D

*mental image of cat on Pepto-Bismol tablets, or those fizzing vitamins you put in water*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's supposed to be fuzzbutt. Fizzbutt has an altogether different connotation

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I laughed. I couldn't help it.
Silly cat.
Did you take a picture? Can you make a cat macro out of it?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

no picture- too busy chasing him so he wouldn't get peanut butter EVERYWHERE. Especially under the couch and then bed, his two favorite hiding places

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter in either of those places would have been a Bad Thing, you were definitely better catching him.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

It's uncanny, two of my last three posts have been about peanut butter and cats. Is Fuzzbutt reading my LJ? (This icon has never seemed more appropriate!)

Good luck getting it off. He'll probably have to groom the last bits himself.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well, me using peanut butter was a direct result of our conversation on it (with a push by _medley_) With damp towels I got most of it off him. He's off sulking now

[thaddeusfavour.livejournal.com]

I have a chaise lounge. On it, I keep a folded quilt which the cats lie on. It keeps their grungy, dirt-digging selves off my furniture. Recently, for a whim, I put a towel on top of that. Next to it are the footrest thingys that come with furniture these days.

So, my talented, furball heaving cat managed to hit the towel, the quilt, and the footrest with one good heave. Three surfaces, one furball. \o/ FTW! Now, if only the Olympics had a furball heaving event.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

very talented furball you have there. It's a good thing they are so cute and purry or we'd never have put up with them this long

[merucha.livejournal.com]

My cat is extremely finicky about what he eats and drinks, so I didn't hesitate to leave a big mug full of diet Pepsi on the floor next to the bed as I checked my bookcase. Then I heard this surreptitious slurping...

You should see what a cat hopped up on caffeine will do! ALL NIGHT!!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

OH NO!!!!! Caffeine+cat= SCARY!!!!!!

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

I feel I should apologise for laughing at you. Caffeine+cat. Oh dear.

In consolation you should see what a drunk dog is like...

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Between mushroom-free soup and the peanut-butter cat, you're having quite a day there, aren't you?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

There are some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.

The resulting cat-free but peanutty dessert was quite good though

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I...what?! How in the world did that happen?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

measuring out peanut butter for these layer brownies and the damn cat trips me and I dropped the measuring cup....