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[donutsweeper]

I like peanut butter

I like my cat.

I do not like peanut butter ON my cat.

Bloody evil fuzzbutt.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

measuring out peanut butter for these layer brownies and the damn cat trips me and I dropped the measuring cup....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snort* I bet he didn't expect to get THAT on him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

he was rather horrified

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to imagine what a cat's face would look like as they discovered peanut butter had been dropped on them.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

He was also running full tilt to hide and I was chasing him and yelling... a fun time was had by all

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

LMAO...oh, my. I would've paid to see that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I caught him before he could get under the couch or the bed. Man, getting the stuff off of him was *not* easy

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*dies* I'm just going to sit over here and cackle for awhile.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

He was SO pissed at me for the rest of the day.

Look, cat, it's your own DAMNED fault for insisting on being underfoot every damn time I'm in the kitchen. Not everything I do there is tuna or chicken related!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Did he just kind of sit there and glare and lick himself everyone once in awhile, just for emphasis? That's usually what my cat did when he had to get a bath.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I didn't bathe him, but used damn rags. And BOY did he. Oh look at me Mommy, poor defenseless kitty who was so horribly mistreated today.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snort* Yes, poor kitty.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

he complained ALL about it to the kids when they got home and then to hubby too.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And some people think cats are stupid.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and it didn't help that the kids laughed

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

LOL, I can't imagine it would.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the kitty was insulted

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

They usually are when you laugh at them.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

laugh at them at your own risk

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Most definitely.