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[donutsweeper]

I like peanut butter

I like my cat.

I do not like peanut butter ON my cat.

Bloody evil fuzzbutt.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I KNOW THAT GAME SO WELL. Except that mine usually gives up faster than that. Looking at me like I'm trying to poison him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

him- *whine*
me- you want to try this?
him- *sniff* what the hell is that? are you trying to kill me?
me- told you you wouldn't like it
him- *whine*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

SO MUCH YES. Although it's funny when I offer him something I KNOW he won't touch and he eats it. He likes bell pepper and bananas. And grapes. As it turns out.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

really? I'm surprised, although I shouldn't be, afterall by fuzzbutt eats donuts

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I used to have a cat that would eat tortilla chips. She was a stray, though, and would pretty much eat anything.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I would think that chips are bad for a cat's throat, but I suppose they'll get used to anything. And they like salty things too, I've been told

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yeah. I wouldn't give them to a cat now. I was a kid then, and y'know, sharing.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I occasionally share fast food french fries- he sort of gums them without eating though. But he rumbles when doing it so I figure he enjoys it

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Hee! That's one of Sid's horrified-look-and-stalk-off things.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Does he stay stalked off though, or return, just in case you're now in the mood to offer him tuna?

Fuzzbutt has emerged again. He's sitting there and staring at me. He's PLOTTING. I can tell.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

He pretty much stays stalked off. Until I go into the kitchen again.

Ooh, you are in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

maybe for lunch tomorrow I should have tuna. just in case

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That might be wise. *nods*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or... when coming home after driving the kids to school I could stop and pick up a donut and give him some...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

See, now, that would be a win for you both. Do that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

depends how cold it is. if it's negative bagillion again I'd rather just get home

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*stares at you* Wow, now that's COLD, if you can't stop for donuts!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It's supposed to ONLY be -10 tomorrow morning with windchill of -25 or so...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Oh, is that all? *shivers just thinking about it*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

maybe they'll be wrong. Weathermen have been known to be wrong, once or twice...

*laughs at poor weatheridiot doing his report from OUTSIDE right now*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Oh, that's about as smart as when they do reports from outside during hurricanes.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the anchorperson actually asked if he was cold.

*throws up hands at the stupidity*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Bwah. I...think maybe so?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

one would assume. Morons. the lot of them

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

They're just smug about being in the nice warm TV studio.