The Baby Shower

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Baby Shower
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and Ianto discuss the idea of throwing a baby shower
Author's Note: Written for fandom_me  who wanted a story where Jack was celebrating something, I hope planning the celebration instead is okay...

 

“A baby shower, Ianto, that’s what we need to do!  We need to throw her a baby shower!”

“A baby shower, Sir?”

“Sure!  Why not?  She’d love it.  Everyone loves a baby shower!”

“But... a baby shower?”

“Come on, it’ll be fun.  It’ll give us a chance to spruce up the place...”

“Spruce up, Sir?”

“We’ll scrub this place till it shines!  Maybe hang some decorations...”

“Decorations, Sir?”

“Of course decorations!  Baby showers need decorations!  It’s tradition!!”

“I wasn’t aware that there were traditions regarding pterodactyls, Sir”

“Very funny.  You can be such a spoilsport, Ianto.”

“Just being practical, Sir.”

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

We have a few regulars like that where I work (a social services sort of agency/community center) they call like clockwork. I guess it was only a matter of time to run into them online too

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

You got it. And they *do* latch on to one individual and drive them batty, then go on to someone else. It's a behaviour pattern I've seen before.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm almost think of turning back on anonmyous posting but keeping IP logging so I can snag it when they do another attack post

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Depends whether you think you can do anything about it I suppose.