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[donutsweeper]

NCIS I am so disappointed in you.  An episode like that and then those promos? 

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

My brain is a weird place.

I don't know, that sounds like a logical and delightful direction for an AU to me!

::nods:: Starting can be hard. Sometimes writer's block advice lists will advise you to start in the middle, but I don't know if that applies to fiction, especially if you tend to write in order.

Is it the same idea you signed up with, or a different one?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

different. I don't actually remember exactly what I said in the summary when I signed up, although I did warn I might not right it.

Crack snippet

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Gibbs strode through the office, coffee in hand. "Two kids playing in the park found a dead Marine under the swingset. Skull clawed open. Let's go."

Tony looked up from his computer. "Clawed open, boss?"

*
Twenty minutes later they stood over the body. A swing squeaked as it moved in the breeze.

"Still wondering about the murder weapon, DiNozzo?"

"No, boss, that's definitely a claw." Part of the weapon was still embedded in the unfortunate skull. A quarter-teaspoon of brains had spilled out onto the sand.

"I'd say that came from a cat."

"I agree. But, um, boss..." Tim struggled to find the right words to breach what might be a sensitive subject, "you didn't say anything about our dead Marine being two inches tall."

"Or blue!" Tony added. "Can't forget blue."

"You got a problem with his race, DiNozzo?"

"No, boss!" Tony protested. "A Marine is a Marine. I just..."

"Good."

Tim took a toothpick from his pocket, kneeled on the ground next to the body, and prodded the right arm. He stooped lower, squinting at something.

Tony shook his head. "Ducky is gonna kill you for disturbing the crime scene."

Tim ignored him. "Ah, here we go. Definitely a Marine. There's a tattoo here - 'SEMPER FI'."

Ziva nodded knowingly. "Smurf wars are hell."

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

POST THIS!!! YOU MUST!!! You WIN the Queen of Crack award!

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

::snort:: It should be called Shower Fic: only what you can think of in the shower. Hee.

Okay, it's completely silly, but I guess that hasn't stopped me from posting stuff before. *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It is ALL kinds of awesome. Crack!fic at it's finest!!!

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha ha that smilie! ::giggles::

(It's done. Hee.)

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

just giving you your due.

*runs to go see*