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10% off Easter candy is not an after Easter sale. Or at least it shouldn't be.

The aliens think we worship a fat man in a red suit who sneaks into houses and eats our food and that once a year rodents leave our children brown eggs that come out of the rabbits ass ;-)

*giggles uncontrollably*

Oh, and once a year we try to kill of an entire species of bird so we can become gluttons while sitting on our asses watching men in tight pants fondle each other ;-)

I see nothing wrong with that description....

In fact it is very enjoyable........ as long as they don't forget the gravy.

Or the tight pants...

Super Duper Top Sektrit: They use padding

don't care... still nice to look at! :)

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