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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-09 07:41 pm

Alien Donut Aftermath

Title: Alien Donut Aftermath
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John implied, none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John face the consequences of eating Alien Donuts
Author's Note: SGA/TW crossover.  The crack!fic continues...


“So...”  Sheppard began.

“So...” Harkness replied.

“I...errr...guess those weren’t donuts.” Sheppard rubbed the powdered sugar out of his hair.

Harkness looked around for his pants.  “No.  They were donuts, they were just.. something else too.” 

“Yeah,” Sheppard agreed, pulling his underwear off the lamp.  “They were something else all right.”

“Are you okay?”  He eyed the other man carefully.  “With this?”  He gestured to the clothing strewn everywhere.

“I... errr... well...”

“We were drugged,”  Jack said quickly.  “ Under the influence of alien donuts.”

“So if anybody asks, ‘alien donuts made me do it?’  That’s my new mantra?”

“I’ve had worse.”


A/N#2: Read Alien Donut Discussions to find out what happens next....

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
The Alien Donut fics are like an unrelenting tide of cats! Whee!

pulling his underwear off the lamp

Heh.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
You suprised it wound up there? With those too?

Lol.. who can resis alien donut crack!fic?

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
bwaaa hahahaha Love it.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! Who can resist alien donuts, right?

[identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Donuts are the new penguins!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
*g* :D

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Noone. :D

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yummy yummy, alien donuts!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Alien donuts are the BEST kind of donuts!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! For some reason I especially love the powdered sugar in Shep's hair.

“So if anybody asks ‘alien donuts made me do it?’ That’s my new mantra?”
“I’ve had worse.”


LOL! That's gonna be John's story and he's sticking to it. And I'd love to know what Jack's "worse" is.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I can come up with Jack's worse (or be 'suggested' it by certain evil someones) I'll write it!

But wasn't it nice of JAck to give John a way out? What a gentleman!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, a challenge... *eg*

And yes, Jack's a gentleman. Saw Shep's freakout in progress and put a stop to it quick. He's nice that way.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
although... one does wonder if Jack knew exactly what those donuts were when he first saw them....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, *I* wonder if they're not perfectly ordinary donuts and they're just using them as an excuse. But I'm evil that way. *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol! It could be that too!!!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I can come up with Jack's worse

Oh but Jack doesn't *need* an excuse... *g* It's kind of the point...

Not going to stop me thinking about it though!!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...tell me there's an icon of 'alien donuts made me do it' out there SOMEWHERE.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Will this do? [livejournal.com profile] mad_jaks made it for me after the first of the alien donut stories.

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
that's fantastic. thanks.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Quite welcome! Gotta love donuts, alien or otherwise!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh, yes. definitely.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Slides in to ask you kindly to remember to give credit,
Thanks

Enjoy!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
don't worry. I will definitely credit.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks a lot - credit makes me happy :D

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
credit is always a good thing :)

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
ok, so I couldn't resist *points at icon*. feel free to use this one if you like (and I honestly don't know if anyone but me would like this).

unfortunately, my computer is being evil and I can't seem to get my photobucket account to upload this...but I guess actually using the icon will work for now.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! *bounces* I LOVE it!!!!! Thanks!!!!! It works so well with this one!!!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
glad you like. and...well I think pretty much anything goes with that icon.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry - spamming your inbox & taking over your comments...

“We were drugged.” Jack said quickly. “ Under the influence of alien donuts.”
I *do* love that Jack is *so* quick to hand John that get out of jail free card.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No worries, this kind of spamming I love!!!

Isn't Jack a sweetie? Of course he'd offer John a way out! :)

[identity profile] smithy161.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
*Laughs* these are great. Poor John. I wonder if he'll develop a taste for alien donuts after this...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Alien donuts can be very tasty.. and a very good thing!
unfeathered: (JB method)

[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-10 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee - lovely. I am really enjoying these drabbles - they're making me grin lots! :-)

D'you want the typos...? It's OK, nothing major! *g*

“We were drugged.” Jack said quickly. - should be a comma after 'drugged'

“So if anybody asks ‘alien donuts made me do it?’ - could do with a comma after 'asks', to indicate a pause.

I look forward to the next installment... *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the beta! hmmm... yet another installment of the alien donut dilemma? hmmm.... the mind boggles, I'll have to ponder that for a bit

[identity profile] awanderingbard.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
“ Under the influence of alien donuts.”

Oh, man. I was giggling at that. Because that? Would be a comforting thought to Jack. Poor John. Hehe.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, I love your icon!!!! Jack and John and alien donuts, the perfect combination, right?

[identity profile] awanderingbard.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I have neither an appropriate Jack or SGA icon, so I had to go with my Kaylee squee! icon. :-)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
She's on SGA now (well, not yet in the SGA/TW I was writing, but in the real SGA universe) so it works perfectly!!

[identity profile] coffeegirl18.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we should start a comm for alien food incidents...I bet Jack would've shagged Shep anyways.

BTW Apparently there's a J.Harkness at my uni.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure Jack would have shagged John anyways!

Love your icon!!! :)

[identity profile] roguewords.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is too cute.

(I think I need an icon. *grins*)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you liked! And your icon works perfectly for this story too!

[identity profile] secbeth.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LoL! *hugs John*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks! Love the icon!

[identity profile] bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Alien donuts made me do it." Yup, sounds like a good excuse to me. And SG-verse crossed with Torchy-verse. Yeah!

(^_^)/
BEM

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Alien donuts are the ultimate excuse! :)