donutsweeper: (Default)
donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-09 07:41 pm

Alien Donut Aftermath

Title: Alien Donut Aftermath
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John implied, none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John face the consequences of eating Alien Donuts
Author's Note: SGA/TW crossover.  The crack!fic continues...


“So...”  Sheppard began.

“So...” Harkness replied.

“I...errr...guess those weren’t donuts.” Sheppard rubbed the powdered sugar out of his hair.

Harkness looked around for his pants.  “No.  They were donuts, they were just.. something else too.” 

“Yeah,” Sheppard agreed, pulling his underwear off the lamp.  “They were something else all right.”

“Are you okay?”  He eyed the other man carefully.  “With this?”  He gestured to the clothing strewn everywhere.

“I... errr... well...”

“We were drugged,”  Jack said quickly.  “ Under the influence of alien donuts.”

“So if anybody asks, ‘alien donuts made me do it?’  That’s my new mantra?”

“I’ve had worse.”


A/N#2: Read Alien Donut Discussions to find out what happens next....

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I can come up with Jack's worse (or be 'suggested' it by certain evil someones) I'll write it!

But wasn't it nice of JAck to give John a way out? What a gentleman!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, a challenge... *eg*

And yes, Jack's a gentleman. Saw Shep's freakout in progress and put a stop to it quick. He's nice that way.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
although... one does wonder if Jack knew exactly what those donuts were when he first saw them....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, *I* wonder if they're not perfectly ordinary donuts and they're just using them as an excuse. But I'm evil that way. *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol! It could be that too!!!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I can come up with Jack's worse

Oh but Jack doesn't *need* an excuse... *g* It's kind of the point...

Not going to stop me thinking about it though!!